SHOUJO
KAKUMEI UTENA ENGLISH SCRIPT
EPISODE 16: "COWBELL OF HAPPINESS"
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CREDITS ON THE SCRIPT
Project
& Original Story: |
Be-PaPas |
Original
Concept & Series Director: |
Kunihiko
Ikuhara |
Original
Concept & Original Art: |
Chiho
Saito |
Original
Episode Script: |
Noboru
Higa |
Original
Episode Director: |
Shigeo
Koshi |
English
Translation: |
Yasuyuki
Sato |
English
Script Editing: |
Al
the Editing Guy, Haamel, Robert Paige, Sailor T, & Utena
Translation Project |
English
Script Checking: |
Yasuyuki
Sato |
Translator's
Note: |
Yasuyuki
Sato |
SCRIPT
(episode 16; version 1.0; 11/23/1998)
OP:
Heroically, with bravery
OP: I'll go on with my life,
OP: just a long, long time.
OP: But if the two of us should get split up
OP: by whatever means,
OP: let go of me,
OP: Take my revolution.
Title: Utena ~ La Fillette Revolutionnaire
OP: In the sunny garden, we held each other's
hands,
OP: drew close together and soothed each other
with the words,
OP: "Neither of us will ever fall in love again."
OP: Everytime
OP: Into this photograph of us
OP: smiling cheek to cheek,
OP: I took a bit of loneliness,
OP: and crammed it inside.
OP: Revolution!
OP: Even in my dreams, even through my tears,
OP: even though I'm being hurt,
OP: reality is approaching now, frantically.
OP: What I want now is to find out
OP: just where I belong,
OP: and my self-worth, up through today.
OP: Heroically, I'll throw away
OP: my clothes 'til I'm nude,
OP: like the roses dancing all around me, whirling
free.
OP: But if the two of us should get split up
OP: by whatever means,
OP: I swear to you, I will change the world.
Narrator: Once upon a time...
Narrator: there was a princess grieving over
the deaths of her mother and father.
Narrator: Before this princess appeared a prince
traveling upon a white horse.
Narrator: His appearance gallant, and his smile
gentle,
Narrator: the prince enveloped the princess
in the scent of roses, and wiped away her tears.
Prince: "Little one bearing up alone under grief,
Prince: please lose not thy strength and nobility
when thou growest up."
Prince: "As a token of this day, please retain
this."
Princess: "Pray, shall we meet once more?"
Prince: "This ring should guide thee to me."
Narrator: Was the ring from the prince meant
as an engagement ring?
Narrator: That part was good, but because of
the strength of her admiration for the prince,
Narrator: the princess made up her mind to become
a prince herself!
Narrator: But is that really good for her?
Title: Cowbell of Happiness
Roger: All right, everyone, thanks a lot!
Roger: Hey, Steve... Up next is a pendant from
the famous designer brand Sebastian Dior.
Steve: Wh- what did you say, Roger?!
Roger: Look, how about that? The sparkle is
so elegant!
Utena: Himemiya, are you still watching that?
Anthy: Yes, I'll be going to sleep soon.
Steve: Great, Roger!
Utena: Well then, 'night.
Anthy: Good night.
Roger: There you have it, the pendant from the
famous designer brand Sebastian Dior.
Roger: Order now!
Anthy: How cute...
Keiko: How pretty, Nanami-sama!
Yuuko: What a beautiful dress!
Nanami: My dear uncle bought it for me. It's
no big deal.
keiko: How pretty, Nanami-sama!
Yuuko: What a beautiful ring!
Keiko: What beautiful shoes!
Yuuko: What beautiful earrings!
Keiko&Yuuk: It's so you. You're always the best
dresser, Nanami-sama.
Nanami: It's no big deal.
Nanami: Well, if you're so impressed with something
like this...
Nanami: I'll be unveiling the prize of my collection
at the party today.
Nanami: This special pendant is crowned with
a 20-carat diamond.
Nanami: If I show this, then in no time...
Miki: Juri-san, that necklace is...
Juri: Oh, Sorya Rich's designer insisted that
I must have this.
Miki: Wow, Sorya Rich is a really famous designer
brand, isn't it?
Juri: I just modeled a little for them. Such
a bother...
Miki: So, do you suppose that necklace is the
only one of its kind in the whole world?
Miki: That's amazing!
Juri: Nanami.
Nanami: Oh hi, Juri-sempai, good evening.
Juri: So why did you decide to throw a party
all of a sudden?
Miki: Now that the feast is getting in full
swing, you can tell us, can't you?
Nanami: Th- That's...
Aiko: Nanami-sama!
Aiko: This just arrived.
Nanami: What's this?
Miki: Oh! Th- This crest is...
Juri: Oh, this is Sebastian Dior!
Nanami: Sebastian Dior is...
miki: Sebastion Dior...
Miki: the most elite designer brand, and purveyor
to the British Royal Family.
Miki: This is the first time I've ever seen
it.
Nanami: The most elite designer brand...
Nanami: This is the break I need to turn the
spotlight back from Juri.
Nanami: Ah, that's right.
Nanami: Now, everyone, the reason we're gathered
here today...
Nanami: is so that I could unveil this new arrival,
the prize of my collection.
Nanami: So, I'll show you right away.
Nanami: Now, please have a look.
Miki: A cowbell...
Juri: A Sebastian Dior... cowbell.
Nanami: Looks like they're surprised.
Nanami: The sparkle, the grace...
Nanami: I'm the only one who fits these elite
designer goods. I'm the only one!
Nanami: Morning.
girl: M- Morning.
Utena: Pretty weird...
Miki: I think so...
Utena: What happened? She bang her head or something?
Miki: Dunno.
Utena: 'Cause, first of all, a cowbell is...
Utena: ...isn't it?
Miki: I think so...
Utena: If you know that, why don't you tell
her what it really is?
Miki: You think I could do that now?
Nanami: 'Morning.
Utena: She seems determined to pick at the scab
there.
Miki: More like ripped it off already...
teacher: Nanami-san, what's that hanging on
your neck?
Nanami: Why, it's a cowbell!
teacher: Cowbell?
Nanami: It is nice weather, isn't it?
teacher: A cowbell is...
teacher: ...isn't it?
Utena: I guess all we can do is wait for her
to figure it out for herself.
girl: Say, have you seen Nanami-san's cowbell?
girl: Yeah, I saw it.
girl: You know...
girl: She's a bit extreme, isn't she?
girl: Talk about extreme!
girl: It's something we can expect from only
Nanami-san.
girl: Nobody but her can go that far.
Nanami: Word's getting around...
Nanami: It looks like everyone is noticing my
fashion sense.
Tsuwabuki: Uh, Nanami-san...
Tsuwabuki: Um, doesn't your neck feel heavy?
Tsuwabuki: I've been thinking, that cowbell
does look weir-
Nanami: Tsuwabuki...
Tsuwabuki: Yes, ma'am?
Nanami: What are you saying is strange about
this cowbell from Sebastian Dior, purveyor to the Royal Court?
Nanami: You can't seem to understand adult fashion
sense yet, Tsuwabuki.
Tsuwabuki: Adult fashion sense?
Utena: It's weird.
Utena: It's just weird, that cowbell.
Utena: I don't know about that brand name stuff,
but cowbells are supposed to go around a cow's ne-
Nanami: This is why the dyke is so annoying.
She doesn't know what fashion is all about.
Utena: What did you say?! Who're you calling
a dyke?!
Nanami: I've been meaning to say this for a
long time; your school uniform is very weird.
Utena: Don't compare my uniform with that cowbell!
Nanami: I wouldn't want to compare it either,
with that tasteless uniform.
Utena: What was that? I dare you to say that
again!
Nanami: I'll say it over and over. First of
all, your legs are so fat!
Tsuwabuki: Oh, brother...
Nanami: Where am I?
DonaDona: One clear afternoon,
Nanami: Onii-sama...
DonaDona: on the road to market,
Touga: Are you awake?
Nanami: So you're well, Onii-sama. You finally
left your room.
DonaDona: the cart rocks gently,
Touga: It's all right now, Nanami.
Touga: It's all right now.
DonaDona: carrying a calf.
Touga: Here, Nanami, your breakfast.
DonaDona: The adorable calf
Nanami: What's wrong, Onii-sama? I can't eat
this.
DonaDona: will be sold,
Touga: All right, eat as much as you wish, since
this is your last meal.
DonaDona: with a mournful look
Nanami: "Last," you mean...?
DonaDona: in its eye.
Touga: Good bye, Nanami.
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
Nanami: Onii-sama, what's wrong, Onii-sama?
DonaDona: With the calf on board,
Touga: Good bye, Nanami.
Nanami: Onii-sama, Onii-sama!
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
Touga: Good bye, Nanami
DonaDona: the cart ever sways.
Nanami: Onii-sama!
Touga: Let's eat.
Nanami: A dream?
girl: Say, have you seen Nanami-san's cowbell?
girl: What? She's still wearing it?
girl: Should we say she really stands out, or
how to put it...?
girl: Really, she sure has guts.
girl: It's more like tenacity than guts.
girl: Yeah, yeah, before now, she would never
stand in a line behind other people.
girl: Yeah, right.
girl: Maybe she's calmed down some, she seems
more composed...
Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san...
Tsuwabuki: You're eating again? Didn't you just
eat at the cafeteria?
Nanami: Moo. Be quiet, that's my own business.
Moo.
Tsuwabuki: Class is going to start soon.
Nanami: I know, allright? Be quiet! Moo.
Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san!
Nanami: Somehow, after I've eaten I'm sleepy
already. Moo.
Nanami: Tsuwabuki, answer the roll call for
me.
Tsuwabuki: Uh, but I'm in elementary school...
Nanami: Shut up. Moo.
Tsuwabuki: If you lie down so soon after you
eat, you'll become a cow!
Nanami: Shut up. Moo.
Nanami: Say, look!
Keiko: Wow, Nanami-sama, that hair ornament
is...
Nanami: Well, does it look good?
Yuuko: Y- Yes, very...
Nanami: Oh, really? Moo. You think so, too?
Nanami: Moo. I really like it!
girl: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight...
Nanami: Fight, moo! Fight, moo! Fight, moo!
Fight...
teacher: Hey, Kiryuu! Run faster!
Nanami: All right, already! Moo.
teacher: What's wrong with that girl? It's like
she's in slow motion.
Nanami: Moo.
Nanami: I hate this. Moo.
Nanami: Shut up. Moo.
Nanami: What's with this? Moo. I don't know!
Nanami: Moo... Moo... Moo... MOO!
Nanami: Moooo!
nami: Moooo!
Nanami: Moooo!
Nanami: Moooo!
Nanami: MOOOOO!
Anthy: Tsuwabuki-kun...
Tsuwabuki: She's in trouble! Nanami-san is...
Nanami-san is...
Tsuwabuki: She called me, and told me to bring
her something because she was hungry.
Tsuwabuki: But Nanami-san didn't even touch
the stuff I brought and went to the park...
Utena: Then, you missed her here. Is that the
story?
Tsuwabuki: That's right.
Utena: But no one's here.
Tsuwabuki: Strange...
Nanami: Moo, honestly, moo, Tsuwabuki, moo...
Nanami: He doesn't even know, moo, what I like.
Moo.
Nanami: How rude of him. Moo.
Nanami: Moo.. moo.. moo...
C-ko: Extra! Extra! Extra!
C-ko: Chuu chuu! That's easy. We only need to
bell the cat.
C-ko: Chuu chuu! Oh, Nezutarou, how smart you
are!
C-ko: Chuu chuu! But who ever will bell the
cat?
C-ko: Chuu chuu! Don't worry about that. The
cat has already been belled.
C-ko: Actually, I secretly put it on him just
now.
C-ko: Chuu! Wonderful!
C-ko: Nezutarou-san, you're great!
C-ko: Master Cat, I went and spread the false
information as we agreed.
C-ko: They all feel so secure that they must
be sound asleep tonight, so you can catch and eat as much as you
wish.
C-ko: So, as you promised, please let me pass.
C-ko: Mr. Cat... Hey...
C-ko: Chomp, munch, munch, munch...
Tsuwabuki: What goes around, comes around.
Utena: Exactly.
Utena: Nanami!
Utena: Throw that cowbell away!
Utena: Throw it away!
Nanami: Oh, shut up. Moo.
Utena: Do you know what that bell on your neck
is supposed to be for?
Nanami: Really... It's a Sebastian Dior cowbell,
isn't it? Moo.
Utena: A cowbell is supposed to be a bell for
a cow's neck.
Nanami: What are you talking about? Moo.
Utena: Take a good look around you!
Nanami: So... so, Sebastian Dior, purveyor to
the Royal Court, is...
Utena: It's not Sebastian Dior, but Koushi-chan
Dior! (koushi = calf)
Nanami: Ko- Koushi-chan?
Utena: You didn't even know what a cowbell is
all about, and you were all proud of that humongous bell, wearing
it on your neck.
Utena: What you're doing now is what exactly
a cow does!
Nanami: Cow?
Utena: We can't do anything about that now.
Utena: What you can do now is throw away that
cowbell before you completely turn into a cow, body and soul.
Nanami: Wh- What are you talking about? Moo.
How could I possibly become a cow? Moo.
Nanami: Really now, don't surprise me. Moo.
Quit kidding around, already. Moo.
Anthy: Utena-sama, it's finally finished!
Utena: What's this?
Anthy: It's a sweater.
Utena: Thanks, but it's a bit out of season,
isn't it?
Nanami: Moo. If it had gone a little more, moo,
I would have attracted intense attention.
Nanami: Somehow, my mind is getting, moo, fuzzy...
Nanami: Could it be a delusion, moo? My appendix,
moo?
Nanami: Or I might have been bitten by a, moo,
virulent poisonous snake...
Nanami: Somebody, moo, get me a blanket!
Utena: Nanami!
DonaDona: One clear afternoon
Nanami: Moo! Moo! Moo! Moooo!
DonaDona: on the road to market
Nanami: MOOOOOO!!!
DonaDona: a cart rocks gently
Utena: Nanami, you look...
Anthy: I'm scared!
DonaDona: carrying a calf.
Tsuwabuki: N- Nanami-san!
Anthy: She's coming right for us!
DonaDona: The adorable calf
Utena: Oh, I get it! She got all excited when
she saw this red sweater!
DonaDona: will be sold
Anthy: Oh, my!
Tsuwabuki: Tenjou-san, the cowbell!
Utena: I know! Himemiya, get away!
DonaDona: with a mournful look
Anthy: All right!
DonaDona: in its eye.
Nanami: Now I won't forgive you!
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
DonaDona: With the calf on board,
Utena: Ole!
Nanami: MOOO!!
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
Tsuwabuki: Utena-san!
DonaDona: the cart ever sways.
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
Nanami: Moo!
DonaDona: With the calf on board,
Nanami: I'm done for!
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
DonaDona: the cart ever sways.
Anthy: Utena-sama!
DonaDona: Blue skies, gentle breezes,
Juri: How miserable.
DonaDona: a swallow flits through the sky.
Juri: The last days of the one possessed by
brand name goods.
DonaDona: The cart carries
Miki: Juri-san, you're not convincing at all.
Miki: Still, I wonder who sent that cowbell
to Nanami-san.
DonaDona: the calf to market,
DonaDona: carries he who'd fly
Utena: I see, that cowbell was for your pet,
Himemiya.
DonaDona: to pleasant pastures
Anthy: Her name is Nanami.
DonaDona: if he just had,
Utena: Nanami? Ah, so the mail carrier made
a mistake.
DonaDona: if only he had wings.
Anthy: She'll be getting a new nose ring soon,
too.
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
Utena: Nose ring?
DonaDona: With the calf on board,
DonaDona: Dona dona dona dona
DonaDona: the cart ever sways.
Nanami: Good morning, everyone.
Nanami: Well? Does it look good?
ED: Missing truth and forever
ED: Kissing love and true your heart
ED: Embrace me with your true arms
ED: The key to open up tomorrow is reality
ED: I want to keep on destroying lies.
ED: Even if we keep on talking,
ED: you still won't ever see.
ED: Excuses really suit adults
ED: who hang on to old stories.
ED: Because unchosen angels
ED: have no need for wings.
ED: Missing truth and forever,
ED: Kissing love and true your heart,
ED: I will like tomorrow's new me.
ED: At least I believe so; I want to believe
it,
ED: so I want to keep lies hating me.
text: Preview of Next Episode
Utena: Arisugawa-sempai's childhood friend just
transferred in.
Anthy: Takatsuki Shiori-san, right?
Utena: But are those two on good terms or bad
terms?
Utena: I don't know what happened, but Arisugawa-sempai
shouldn't hold a grudge from so long ago.
Anthy: You're really naive, Utena-sama.
Utena: Huh? But Shiori-san just wants to be
friends with Sempai, right?
Utena: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena:Thorns
of Death
Anthy: The Absolute Destiny: Apocalypse.
TRANSLATOR'S NOTE ON THE EPISODE
Nanami: Moo. Be quiet, that's my own business.
Moo.
As Nanami is becoming a cow, she frequently says "mou" (pronounced
"moh" in Japanese) in her speech. "Mou" is how a cow sounds in Japanese,
but the same sound can be several Japanese words which can be translated
into English as "already", "yet", "(no) more"; "(by) now"; "soon";
"really!", "honestly!"; "dang!", "grr..", and more. Many of Nanami's
lines contain such wordplay. Since we found it almost impossible
to have such wordplay with "moo" in English, we just inserted a
lot of "moo"s in her speech of our English translations.
Nanami: Moo. If it had gone a little more,
moo, I would have attracted intense attention.
Nanami: Somehow, my mind is getting, moo, fuzzy...
Nanami: Could it be a delusion, moo? My appendix, moo?
Nanami: Or I might have been bitten by a, moo, virulent
poisonous snake...
Nanami: Somebody, moo, get me a blanket!
The reason why these lines don't really make sense is that the original
lines contained a lot of wordplay with "moo".
"mou chotto" -> "a little more"
"mouretsu ni" -> "intense"
"mourou" -> "fuzzy (feeling)"
"mousou" -> "delusion"
"mouchou" -> "cecum"
"moudoku no" -> "virulent poisonous"
"moufu" -> "blanket"