SHOUJO
KAKUMEI UTENA ENGLISH SCRIPT
EPISODE 24: "NANAMI-SAMA SECRET DIARY"
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(C) Be-PaPas, Chiho Saito / Shogakukan, Shokaku Iinkai, TV Tokyo.
CREDITS ON THE SCRIPT
Project
& Original Story: |
Be-PaPas |
Original
Concept & Series Director: |
Kunihiko
Ikuhara |
Original
Concept & Original Art: |
Chiho
Saito |
Original
Episode Script: |
Noboru
Higa |
Original
Episode Director: |
Toru
Takahashi |
English
Translation: |
Robert
Paige |
English
Script Editing: |
Robert
Paige, & Utena Translation Project |
English
Script Checking: |
Yasuyuki
Sato |
Translator's
Note: |
Yasuyuki
Sato |
SCRIPT (episode 24; version
1.0; 2/12/1999)
OP:
Heroically, with bravery
OP: I'll go on with my life,
OP: just a long, long time.
OP: But if the two of us should get split up
OP: by whatever means,
OP: let go of me,
OP: Take my revolution.
Title: Utena ~ La Fillette Revolutionnaire
OP: In the sunny garden, we held each other's
hands,
OP: drew close together and soothed each other
with the words,
OP: "Neither of us will ever fall in love again."
OP: Everytime
OP: Into this photograph of us
OP: smiling cheek to cheek,
OP: I took a bit of loneliness,
OP: and crammed it inside.
OP: Revolution!
OP: Even in my dreams, even through my tears,
OP: even though I'm being hurt,
OP: reality is approaching now, frantically.
OP: What I want now is to find out
OP: just where I belong,
OP: and my self-worth, up through today.
OP: Heroically, I'll throw away
OP: my clothes 'til I'm nude,
OP: like the roses dancing all around me, whirling
free.
OP: But if the two of us should get split up
OP: by whatever means,
OP: I swear to you, I will change the world.
Tsuwabuki: All this morning, it's classes as
usual. 3rd period Music is about music appreciation.
Tsuwabuki: The topic is Orff's Karmina Burana.
The report you will present is already complete.
Tsuwabuki: Before you go to the Music room,
take a look inside your locker.
Tsuwabuki: 6th period English, there's a vocabulary
test, so here's your cribsheet.
Nanami: I see.
Tsuwabuki: I'll inform you of your afterschool
plans at lunchtime. After that-
Nanami: Tsuwabuki...
Tsuwabuki: Yes, ma'am?
Nanami: Thank you.
Tsuwabuki: Certainly!
Boy: A runaway horse!
Boy: A horse is on the loose!
Tsuwabuki: Watch out!
Tsuwabuki: My name is Tsuwabuki Mitsuru.
Tsuwabuki: I am a student who has dedicated
all of myself to Nanami-san.
Tsuwabuki: And so, I have a secret that absolutely
no one must know!
text: Nanami-sama Secret Diary
Utena: Tsuwabuki-kun's been hurt?
Nanami: Yes, while protecting me.
Himemiya: Did he die?
Nanami: Of course not!
Nanami: The wound itself looks like little more
than a bruise and a broken nail,
Nanami: ...but he's still unconscious.
Nanami: Right now, I'm having them arrange a
hospital for him.
Himemiya: Hmm? What's this?
Utena: A schedule book?
Nanami: Oh, that's Tsuwabuki's.
Utena: So he's got names and addresses and stuff
written in here?
Himemiya: It has diary-type things written in
it.
Nanami: What? Read it!
Himemiya: "My name is Tsuwabuki Mitsuru."
Himemiya: "I am a student who has dedicated
all of myself to Nanami-san."
Tsuwabuki: I have always had my eye on Nanami-san.
Tsuwabuki: ...and only Nanami-san.
Keiko: It's your fault!
Keiko: You snared our Saionji-san and turned
him into a loser!
Yuuko: He's been away from the Kendo Club, too!
Aiko: What a dreadful girl!
Keiko: Give us back our Saionji-san!
Aiko: Say something!
Nanami: Whatever is going on here?
Keiko: Nanami-sama...
Nanami: Pray tell, what is all this commotion?
Nanami: Given the circumstances, I'll have to
report this to the Student Council.
Keiko: Well, uh...
Aiko: It's not what it seems.
KYA: Excuse us!
Nanami: Are you alright?
Himemiya: Yes, thank you.
Himemiya: You're... Nanami-san, they said it
was?
Nanami: Since you're so popular among the boys,
Nanami: ...you tend to make them jealous.
Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san is incredible.
Tsuwabuki: With purity, nobility and great beauty,
Tsuwabuki: ...protecting the weak, detesting
all evil, entirely for justice in the Academy.
Tsuwabuki: But, I know...
Tsuwabuki: I know Nanami-san's naked face.
Utena: Nanami's naked face?
Nanami: What's with those looks?
Utena: Looks like he knows you through and through,
from shiny surface to filthy underbelly.
Nanami: What do you mean by filthy underbelly?
Keiko: Nanami-sama, she's come wearing the dress
we sent her.
Aiko: It really suits her.
Boy: Oh, I apologize, Miss!
Himemiya: It's all right.
Tsuwabuki: Never dirtying her own hands,
Tsuwabuki: ...her stoic manner in which she
merely watches the suffering from a safe distance,
Tsuwabuki: ...certainly is the proper form for
she who rules the Academy from the shadows.
Utena: Yeah, something like that happened.
Himemiya: So that was Nanami-san's doing, wasn't
it?
Nanami: Th- that's all Tsuwabuki's delusions!
Nanami: It's unimaginable that I would do something
so wild.
Nanami: Tsuwabuki sure is a weird kid, huh?
Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san's malice didn't end at
that level.
Tsuwabuki: As in this case...
Keiko: Nanami-sama...
Keiko: 8th Grade, Class A, has started cooking
practice, as scheduled.
Nanami: So it appears.
Nanami: And what we were discussing earlier?
Keiko: Yes, ma'am, I just made the substitution.
Keiko: 100X curry, an Indian specialty hot enough
to make you breathe fire.
Nanami: Excellent.
Nanami: Watch out, Tenjou Utena and Himemiya
Anthy.
Nanami: I'll soon have you begging for mercy.
SYT: Curry...
SYT: curry...
SYT: curry...
SYT: CURRY!!
Himemiya: It's ready!
Keiko: Nanami-sama!
Nanami: Be quiet, it's getting good now.
Keiko: I'm sorry, but, um..
Nanami: But what?
Aiko: The substitution wasn't for 100X curry...
Keiko: It appears to be for super spicy 900
Billion X curry,
Keiko: ...so hot it'll blast you to smithereens
and make phantom elephants trumpet loudly.
Nanami: Phantom... smithereens?
Nanami: No way...
Tsuwabuki: Tenjou-san and Himemiya-san...
Tsuwabuki: That's right, their personalities
were exchanged by Nanami-san's curry.
Himemiya: Utena-sama, that's wonderful!
Utena: Well, it feels weird being praised by
my own body.
Himemiya: You see, I'm not very good at sports,
Himemiya: ...so seeing my own body acting so
wonderfully makes me happy.
Utena: But, we gotta think of a way to return
to normal.
Himemiya: Don't worry!
Himemiya: I'm sure even now Nanami-sama is...
Tsuwabuki: Right. Nanami-san put forth her best
efforts,
Tsuwabuki: ...to atone for her sin without losing
her cheerful smile.
Keiko: Nanami-sama!
Nanami: An elephant?!
Keiko: Nanami-sama!
Nanami: Not again!
Aiko: Nanami-sama!
Tsuwabuki: Here's a souvenir.
Tsuwabuki: Then, Nanami-san came back, stronger
than ever.
Touga: Nanami!
Nanami: Onii-sama!!
Touga: Nanami! The replacement?
Nanami: That was the last one.
Nanami: They said it will take another 200 years
to refine it to 900 Billion X spice.
All: 200 years?
Tsuwabuki: Surely, I thought it looked like
karmic retribution.
Himemiya: Now that you mention it, that was
the case.
Utena: Nanami is just thoroughly evil, isn't
she?
Nanami: What are you talking about?!
Nanami: It wasn't the curry I substituted that
switched your personalities,
Nanami: ...it was purely because of your cooking
skills, am I not right?
Himemiya: Was it?
Nanami: You...
Utena: So what other evil deeds are written
after that, I wonder?
Nanami: Wait a second, aside from that,
Nanami: ...is there anything about Tsuwabuki
in there?
Himemiya: There's nothing written but stuff
about Nanami-san.
Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san seems to have been treating
Himemiya-san badly for any reason at all.
Tsuwabuki: As in this case...
Miki: Huh, they say this dorm is haunted, but
it's actually quite nice inside.
Nanami: You have such a nice room.
Utena: Yeah, Himemiya cleans up religiously
everyday.
Miki: Himemiya-san must really like to keep
things neat, then.
Nanami: Wow, I'm really impressed.
Nanami: Ok, just watch.
Nanami: Think Himemiya Anthy's a cute girl while
you can...
Miki: I envy you, Tenjou-sempai, living with
such a feminine girl.
Utena: Is that sarcasm?
Nanami: Himemiya-sempai, may I borrow your eraser?
Nanami: It's a snail!
Nanami: It's a snake!
Nanami: There's an octopus in here!
Nanami: Himemiya's true character has been exposed!
Nanami: That's what's going to happen!
Tsuwabuki: However, Nanami-san also had a tough
time.
Tsuwabuki: Sometimes, the wounding party gets
hurt instead of the intended target.
Nanami: Himemiya-sempai, may I borrow your eraser?
Nanami: Himemiya Anthy, prepare yourself!
Utena: I wouldn't open that if I were you.
Nanami: This can't be true, it must be a dream.
Nanami: This huge octupus and its octupus tentacles...
Utena: You really are evil, aren't you?
Nanami: Evil? Moi?
Nanami: You have got to be kidding me!
Nanami: That time, it was me that was the victim,
wasn't it?
Himemiya: "And so, Nanami-san has been hostile
toward Himemiya-san, but..."
Nanami: St- st- st- st- st- stop that, I wasn't
hostile or anything.
Utena: You don't have to play dumb anymore.
Himemiya: "...there's a reason for that. A profound
reason, which must not be uttered to another soul..."
Utena: Reason?
Utena: Oh.
Nanami: Hey, stop already! And give that back!
Utena: Thought this wasn't yours?
Himemiya: You're going to tear that apart, you
know!
Nanami: You inhuman, demon, villain!
Utena: That's you!
Nanami: What is it?
Utena: Can you hear it?
Nanami: What?
Himemiya: That slight tooth-grinding.
Himemiya: Like a rope bridge swaying in the
wind.
Nanami: No, it's the sound of a seaside swingset
squeaking.
Himemiya: He who once ruled the Student Council,
Touga-sempai.
Nanami: Guess who!
Touga: Stop it, Nanami.
Nanami: It's such a lovely evening, isn't it?
Onii-sama...
Touga: You're such a baby, little sister.
Tsuwabuki: For Nanami-san, Touga-sempai is her
entire world.
Nanami: You two!!
Utena: "Only Touga-sempai could be the one and
only man to live up to Nanami-san's ideals."
Tsuwabuki: Even though I'm still inexperienced,
someday I want to be a big brother like Touga-sempai.
Utena: C'mon, let's stop.
Himemiya: Oh?
Utena: It's not right. All his thoughts are
packed in this book.
Utena: And here we are, peeking at it...
Nanami: You've read almost everything, so who
cares about the weight of Tsuwabuki-kun's feelings?
Nanami: How about the weight of my feelings?
Utena: About 49 kilos?
Nanami: I've gained?!
Himemiya: Oh, I wonder what's on this page.
Himemiya: Operation the First...
Nanami: Did you say "operation?"
Nanami: Where am I?
Nanami: Who am I?
Nanami: It's no use. I can't remember anything.
Touga: Nanami...
Nanami: Who's there?
Touga: Have you forgotten?
Tsuwabuki: It's me, your older brother.
Nanami: Onii-sama?!
Tsuwabuki: Come here, Nanami!
Nanami: ONII-SAMA!!
Nanami: Wait, what is this?
Utena: Beats me.
Himemiya: Operation the Second...
Tsuwabuki: Arrrrggh, wait a minute!
Nanami: Tsuwabuki...
Tsuwabuki: Please, don't read any further!
Nanami: Now what are you talking about?
Nanami: All your plots will be thoroughly exposed!
Tsuwabuki: What do you mean, plots?
Tsuwabuki: All I wanted was to become the kind
of man that suits you, Nanami-san.
Nanami: Why you little...!
Utena: Nanami, calm down! If you get too excited,
you'll turn into a cow again!
Himemiya: Operation the Second... When Nanami-san
becomes a cow again,
Himemiya: And this time, I think I can cope
with that this way.
Utena: Nanami!
Utena: Get rid of that cowbell!
Utena: Get rid of it!
Nanami: Shut up already, moo.
Utena: Do you even know what the bell on your
neck is supposed to be?
Nanami: Really, moo! It's a Sebastian Dior cowbell,
right? Really, moo!
Utena: A cowbell is just a bell they hang on
a cow's neck.
Nanami: What are you talking about? Moo.
Utena: Look around you!
Nanami: So, so, Sebastian Dior, the purveyor
to the Court is...
Utena: It's not Sebastian Dior, but Koushi-chan
Dior! (koushi = calf)
Nanami: Ko- Koushi-chan?
Utena: You didn't even know what a cowbell is
all about,
Utena: ...and you were all proud of that humongous
bell, wearing it on your neck.
Utena: What you're doing now is exactly what
a cow does!
Nanami: Cow?
Utena: We can't do anything about that now.
Utena: What you can do now is throw that bell
away before you completely turn into a cow.
Nanami: Wh- What are you talking about? Moo.
Nanami: How could I possibly become a cow? Moo.
Nanami: Really now, don't surprise me. Moo.
Quit kidding around, already. Moo.
Himemiya: Utena-sama, it's finally finished!
Utena: What's this?
Himemiya: It's a sweater.
Utena: Thanks, but it's a bit out of season,
isn't it?
Nanami: Moo. If it had gone a little more, moo,
I would have attracted intense attention.
Nanami: Somehow, my mind is getting, moo, fuzzy...
Nanami: Could it be a delusion, moo? My appendix,
moo?
Nanami: Or I might have been bitten by a, moo,
virulent poisonous snake...
Nanami: Somebody, moo, get me a blanket!
Utena: Nanami...
Utena: Nanami, you look...
Himemiya: I'm scared!
Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san!
Himemiya: She's coming right for us!
Utena: Oh, I get it! She got all excited when
she saw this red sweater!
Himemiya: Oh, my!
Utena: Himemiya, get away!
Himemiya: All right!
Tsuwabuki: It's all right now.
Tsuwabuki: It's all right now, Nanami-san.
Tsuwabuki: I'll take care of you, even if you
do become a cow.
Tsuwabuki: I'll stay with you, Nanami-san.
Tsuwabuki: Stop it, stop it, please!
Nanami: Don't be such a poor sport, Tsuwabuki!
Tsuwabuki: Don't look!
Nanami: Where am I?
Tsuwabuki: Ah, you're conscious... How do you
feel?
Nanami: What do you have written there?
Tsuwabuki: You fell behind schedule, didn't
you?
Tsuwabuki: I've been rescheduling.
Nanami: Really, how goes it? I want to see.
Tsuwabuki: I'll tell you about it later.
Tsuwabuki: No need to worry.
Nanami: I've got it now!
Tsuwabuki: Oh, crap!
Nanami: So it seems there are nasty things written
in here, eh?
Nanami: Seize him!
Tsuwabuki: St- St- St- St- St- Stop!! Let me
go! Let me goooo!
Nanami: What's this, Operation the Twenty-fourth?
Tsuwabuki: I'm done for! If they read that page,
I'm done for!
C-ko: Extra! Extra!
C-ko: I'm done for! I'm really done for!
C-ko: Why is that?
C-ko: My secret which can't stay hidden any
longer is,
C-ko: ...that the king has the ears of a donkey!
C-ko: Did you say "donkey?"
C-ko: Sorry, not a donkey.
C-ko: The truth is, I am...
C-ko: ...a monkey hiding behind a girl's face!
C-ko: Ah, the shame of it all. Now she'll never
get married.
C-ko: Monkey is captured. Monkey is captured.
ED: Missing truth and forever
ED: Kissing love and true your heart
ED: Embrace me with your true arms
ED: The key to open up tomorrow is reality
ED: I want to keep on destroying lies.
ED: Even if we keep on talking,
ED: you still won't ever see.
ED: Excuses really suit adults
ED: who hang on to old stories.
ED: Because unchosen angels
ED: have no need for wings.
ED: Missing truth and forever,
ED: Kissing love and true your heart,
ED: I will like tomorrow's new me.
ED: At least I believe so; I want to believe
it,
ED: so I want to keep lies hating me.
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Himemiya: Starting today, we're going to be
living together in my brother's house.
Himemiya: This is mine and Utena-sama's new
room.
Utena: Akio-san is the kind of person who really
makes you feel at home, isn't he?
Utena: Say, Himemiya... If something ever troubles
you, come talk to me about it first.
Utena: No matter what, let's help each other.
Utena: That's the kind of friends I want us
to be.
Himemiya: Utena-sama, actually, I...
Utena: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Our
Eternal Apocalypse
Himemiya: The Absolute Destiny: Apocalypse.
TRANSLATOR'S NOTE ON THE EPISODE
Tsuwabuki: The topic is Orff's Karmina
Burana. The report you will present is already complete.
Carl Orff (1895-1982): German musician.
Utena: It's not right. All his thoughts are
packed in this book.
Utena: And here we are, peeking at it...
Nanami: You've read almost everything, so who cares about
the weight of Tsuwabuki-kun's feelings?
Nanami: How about the weight of my feelings?
Utena: About 49 kilos?
Nanami: I've gained?!
The Japanese has a visual pun here. "Tsuwabuki-kun no omoi" simply
means "Tsuwabuki-kun's thoughts," but "omoi" (with the same sound
but different pitches) also means "heavy." To keep the visual pun,
we had to make a kind of kluge in the English translation.
Nanami: St- st- st- st- st- stop that, I
wasn't hostile or anything.
Tsuwabuki: St- St- St- St- St- Stop!! Let me go! Let me
goooo!
The letters you see in the visual are hiragana "ya", which is the
first letter of the word "yamero" meaning "stop".