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SHOUJO KAKUMEI
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SCRIPT (episode 27; version 1.0; 12/13/1999) Nanami:
H-huh?
Nanami: What is it? Touga: What's up, Nanami? Nanami: Oh, nothing! Nanami: Was I dreaming? Nanami: An egg. Nanami: Don't tell me...that I... Nanami: N-no...it couldn't be... Nanami: NOOOOOO!!!!! title: "Nanami's Egg" Tsuwabuki: Let's see...apparently third period P.E. has been changed to females-only health ed. Tsuwabuki: And regarding today's lunch, what would you like to eat? Tsuwabuki: I thought the same-old same-old would be boring at the cafeteria, so I was thinking of having a sandwich on the patio... Nanami: Keep calm...keep calm, Nanami! Nanami: I've never heard of humans laying eggs before. Nanami: That's right. This must be somebody's plot to bring about my downfall. shadow: Good grief, Nanami-san laid an egg? shadow: I can't believe it! shadow: Totally! Nanami-san's like some alien child or something. Nanami: Noooo!! Tsuwabuki: What's wrong, Nanami-san? Nanami: Oh, nothing really... Utena: Geez, I'm sorry Nanami! That went farther than I thought it would... Tsuwabuki: Oh, good morning Tenjou-san. Utena: Good morning. Nanami: Hey! Be more careful! What if it got broken?! Broken, you hear! Nanami: That's so dangerous! I won't stand for it! Utena: "Broken"? Break what? Utena: Hey! Break what? Nanami: E....err..... Nanami: No way...could she be... Nanami: The egg...my egg...! Utena: What's this? Hey Nanami, what's up with carrying around that egg? Tsuwabuki: Oh Nanami-san, how could you carry around an egg like that? Utena: Don't tell me you laid that yourself? Tsuwabuki: Oh Nanami-san, you actually laid an egg... Utena: That means she's an alien! Tsuwabuki: Oh Nanami-san... that makes you an alien! Nanami: Noooo!!! Utena: Is she feeling sick or something? Tsuwabuki: No, she's been like this all morning. Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san, are you really okay? Tsuwabuki: There's something wrong with you this morning. Utena: Hmmm...she doesn't seem to have a fever... Utena: Ah, now her temperature's rising! Nanami: Shut up!! A friggin' she-male like you would never understand!! Tsuwabuki: Wait! Nanami-san...! Utena: "She-male"? Miki: Hmmm. It certainly is a strange egg. Miki: It certainly doesn't seem to be from a bird or a reptile... Miki: Moreover, it's a a fresh, just-born-this-morning, newborn egg too. Nanami: Fresh, just-born-this-morning? Miki: Where'd you get this egg? Nanami: Well, I... Miki: What?! You laid this egg? Miki: No way... It's impossible. Miki: There's no way a human could- that's it! Miki: So, Nanami-kun was an alien! I see, I see! Nanami: Stop it!!!!!! Nanami: I can't say...even to Miki...anything but this... Miki: What's wrong? Nanami: Hey Micky. What if, just if mind you, a certain girl laid that egg... Miki: A girl? Nanami: Yes, a girl. Miki: Hmm...what an interesting thing to say. Miki: It's true that there are mammals that lay eggs... Nanami: There are?! Miki: Yeah. But, I've never heard of a girl laying eggs. Miki: Huh? Nanami-kun? Nanami: I had no idea. There really are people in this world who lay eggs... Nanami: How marvelous! Keiko: Oh, Nanami-sama. Yuuko: What're you doing there? Eiko: You look kind of pale. Nanami: I swear, you don't know the half of it! I wake up first thing in the morning and what do I find- Nanami: Wait a sec. What if I'm the only one who didn't know until now? Nanami: Actually, I laid an egg this morning. Yuuko: Your first egg? Keiko: What, Nanami-sama, it took you this long? Eiko: You're more behind the times than I thought, Nanami-sama! all: Way behind the times! Way behind the times! Nanami-sama is a teru-teru-boozu. all: Not only that, she's a space alien! Nanami: Oh noooooo!! Nanami: I don't care if they come to pick me up. I'm not going back. Keiko: Nanami-sama? Nanami: Silly me! Nothing's wrong, nothing at all! Nanami: I won't have it! I simply won't have it! To think I was the only one who didn't know... Nanami: Hey! What if the egg breaks?! Nanami: Oh great! Why'd I have to bump into Juri of all people? Nanami: I just know she's gonna belittle me. Me, who hasn't laid any eggs until now... Juri: Nanami. Juri: Be more careful. You almost scratched my ball. Nanami: Ball? Juri: Yes. This ball. Nanami: Ball? Juri: Yes. My ball. Nanami: Ball? Juri: Ball. Nanami: It's huge. Juri: Wanna hold it? Nanami: S-so heavy! Nanami: What is this? Do they all get this big? Juri: They didn't used to be that big, but now they're roughly that size. Nanami: Didn't used to...? Juri: When I was seven. Nanami: Since that long ago? Juri: I've got many more at my house. Nanami: M-many more? Juri: It feels...pretty good. Nanami: Feels good?! Juri: You should try it too. Later. Nanami: Juri's just so mature... Juri: Strike! Nanami: Egg, egg, my little egg, hurry hurry and grow up! Nanami: There was nothing to worry about at all. Nanami: Everybody's laying eggs these days. Nanami: Hurry and grow up. I'm your mother. Nanami: Egg, egg, my little egg, hurry hurry and grow up! Tsuwabuki: Nanami-san...Nanami-san! Nanami: Hmm? What is it? Tsuwabuki: Are you okay? Nanami: It's just fine. I'm taking good care of it. Tsuwabuki: Huh? Nanami-san, if there's anything bothering you, please let me know, okay? Tsuwabuki: I'll do anything for your sake. Nanami: Oh really...anything? Nanami: Well then, if I told you to run at 300 k.p.h., you'd do it? Nanami: If I said to fly at Mach 5, you'd do it?! Nanami: If I said dive ten thousand meters underwater, you'd do it?!? Tsuwabuki: Um, that is, err... Nanami: You can't do it! You can't do it! You can't do any of it!! Nanami: Don't blab to people about how you can do things you can't!! Nanami: Hmph! Tsuwabuki: Nanami...san? Utena: Something's wrong with Nanami? Tsuwabuki: Yes. How should I put it... Tsuwabuki: Lately, it seems that she's been really irritable... Tsuwabuki: And she's kind of pale...I'm really worried. Utena: Maybe she's got the maternity blues. Anthy: It sounds just like she laid an egg. Tsuwabuki: What? An egg? Anthy: My pet Nanami has been like that after laying eggs too. Tsuwabuki: No way... Utena: Yeah. I'm sure Nanami'd get really bugged getting confused for a chicken. Anthy: Really? Anthy: But I wonder who the father is. Utena: Hey now. Nanami: Egg, egg, my little egg, hurry hurry and grow up! Nanami: Egg, egg, my little egg, hurry hurry and grow up! Touga: Nanami. Nanami: Brother! Touga: You seem to be in a very good mood this morning. Nanami: I'm doing my best. For the sake of our brightly shining future. Touga: For our future? Nanami: Brother, which do you prefer, boys, or girls? Touga: Isn't it obvious? Girls. Nanami: I'm so glad. Me too. Touga: You prefer girls? Nanami: Yes. Touga: Listen, Nanami. God made both men and women, because that is the most ideal combination. Touga: Even if you feel mentally content, opposing the designs of God is- Nanami: Oh, brother, what're you talking about! You're the only one for me. Touga: But, you just said you preferred girls... Nanami: That's not what I meant! Touga: Then what? Nanami: So, what about girls who lay eggs... Touga: Nanami. Do you know why we're able to live together happily like this? Nanami: What? Touga: It's because you're not the kind of girl who lays eggs. Touga: Who I feel sorry for is the family that such a girl betrays. guy1: Stir stir stir stir stir. Nanami: How could you, brother? You didn't have to put it that way... guy2: Stir stir stir stir stir. Nanami: Juri and Keiko and the others are laying eggs, so why shouldn't I? guy3: Stir stir stir stir stir. Nanami: That's right! What are Keiko and the others doing with the eggs they lay? Nanami: They wouldn't! guys: Stir stir stir stir! guys: Slurp slurp slurp. guys: Burp! Nanami: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! shadow: Now then, gentlemen. Things are only impossible because you think they're impossible. shadow: Take this egg for instance. I bet you think that eggs can't stand upright. shadow: However! If we support it with chopsticks this way, we can... shadow: Pardon me! Wouldn't it be faster to simply break the bottom? shadow: No, that is not correct! shadow: If we support it with chopsticks like so... shadow: I guess it wasn't an egg. Nanami: I'm sorry. I don't have the courage to eat my own egg. Nanami: Please live here in happiness. Nanami: It's been a long time since we ate together. Nanami: I'm so happy! Touga: Nanami. Do you know why we're able to enjoy times like this together? Nanami: What? Touga: It's because you're not the kind of girl who lays eggs. Nanami: T-that's right, brother! Of course! Nanami: You did the right thing, Nanami. You did the right thing. Nanami: I just can't do it. Nanami: I just can't! Nanami: It's gone. Oh no... Nanami: Where did it go? Nanami: What's this smell? Nanami: What have you done?! Saionji: What have I done? Since there was a fine moon out, I went camping. Nanami: What have you done?! How could you eat eggs like that! Nanami: They're eggs I tell you...eggs! Saionji: Ordinarily, eggs are supposed to be eaten. Nanami: You brute, brute brute brute brute!! Saionji: Hey! Stop that! Nanami: Give back my egg... Give it back! Saionji: There are limits to gluttony. If you wanted to eat an egg, you should simply have asked. Saionji: I've got any number of them right here. Nanami: Thank goodness! You're all right! Saionji: But let me caution you: having an acquaintance who makes such a fuss over an egg is embarrassing in the extreme. Saionji: Never again display such- Saionji: Neither of those siblings has the slightest shred of grace. Saionji: It burned! Nanami: Egg, egg, my little egg, hurry hurry and grow up! Nanami: I'm so sorry. I'll never leave you alone again. Anthy: Utena-sama. Do you believe in reincarnation? Utena: Hmmm. I dunno. Anthy: They say that an elephant, at the end of its lifespan, parts from the herd and dies in solitude. Utena: Maybe it doesn't want to make its children sad, and dies alone so no one can say anything. Anthy: From parent to child...hearts being passed on eternally. Utena: I see. I guess bequeathing one's heart to one's descendants could be called a form of reincarnation. Utena: Why are we talking about this? sign: Danger Nanami: What? This is...this is...my egg? Nanami: I'm sorry! I'll never throw you away again! Nanami: I'll never throw you away again! Nanami: My...egg... Nanami: A dream? Nanami: Noooooo!! Utena: Come to think of it, I haven't seen him recently. Anthy: He'll be back soon. Utena: I hope so... Utena: Yes! Utena: Chu-Chu! Welcome back! text: To Be Continued text: Next Episode Preview Utena: Tsuchiya Ruka. A swordsman good enough to surpass Arisugawa-senpai. Utena: This amazing person has returned to the Fencing Club. Anthy: You seem to be worried, Utena-sama. Utena: I feel some kind of unease. Anthy: Getting close to Shiori-san, toying around with Arisugawa-senpai... Anthy: He doesn't seen to be someone to be taken lightly. Utena: What? So he was actually a Duelist too? Utena: Next time on Shoujo Kakumei Utena: Utena/text: Whispering in the Dark TRANSLATOR'S NOTE ON THE EPISODE A teru-teru-boozu is a small charm shaped like ghost in a sheet, which
is hung up to pray for good weather
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