This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top07-24-2011 02:03:47 PM
- Anthiena
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Things you want said in Utena
Short, explainationless things you wanted to be said in Utena.
Utena: [to Akio] You made me! Are you surprised that it turned out well?
I stopped seeking to be sought after. That wasn't being true to myself.
I want to become someone who can exercise power. I want to become a prince. - Ikuni
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#3 | Back to Top08-02-2011 01:51:14 AM
- Katzenklavier
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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#5 | Back to Top08-14-2011 03:46:01 AM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
"Someone get that damn monkey away from the cake or he's going to ruin it. It took hours to make!"
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#6 | Back to Top08-15-2011 12:20:21 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
"Akio.. you are not--"
[Akio breakdances, goes wild]
"the father!"
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#7 | Back to Top08-15-2011 06:29:50 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
QQQQQ wrote:
"Akio.. you are not--"
[Akio breakdances, goes wild]
"the father!"
LOL, I wish there was a way for me to engrave that onto my eyelids because that was was hilar. 
[/runs back into hiding]
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#8 | Back to Top08-17-2011 10:05:01 AM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Mikage: ... and THAT'S what really happened to me. I hope I made it as clear and concise as possible.
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#9 | Back to Top08-24-2011 10:43:02 AM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Utena: For Christ sake, I mind already. Quit being such a waffling bitch, and just spit it out!
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#10 | Back to Top08-24-2011 11:10:35 AM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Saionji: I love you, Touga, so please let me express my love to you the only way I know how. By bitch-slapping you.
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#11 | Back to Top08-24-2011 11:03:49 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Akio: My car insurance is too damn high.
~ diru
Don't talk shit. One does not hear about Abraxas by accident.
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#13 | Back to Top08-26-2011 05:17:54 AM
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Even the Sword of Dios vanishes.
~ diru
Don't talk shit. One does not hear about Abraxas by accident.
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#14 | Back to Top08-26-2011 08:34:18 PM
- Epee_724
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Anthy: *racks shotgun* The next person to even think of slapping me dies! *eye twitch*
Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!
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#15 | Back to Top08-26-2011 08:43:32 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Really? I always thought of her as the type to go: "You've got me wondering why I like it rough."
~ diru
Don't talk shit. One does not hear about Abraxas by accident.
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#16 | Back to Top08-27-2011 08:30:36 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
[After a meeting with Akio and et al.]
Tony Montana: That guy's soft. Look in his face. The booze and the concha tell him what to do. But that chick he's with. She likes me.
Manny: Yeah? She likes you? How do you know?
Tony: In the eyes chico, they never lie.
Manny: Are you serious?
Tony: Serious? What do you think?
Manny: That's Utena Tenjou, okay? The boss's lady.
Tony: Fuck you, meng. The boss's lady.. but this, this is paradise. This academy's like a great big chicken just waiting to get plucked. I should've come here years ago. I'd be a millionaire by this time. By this time, I'd have had my own car, my own rosy elevator, my student council lackeys..
Manny: You know what I want? I thought of this the other day. A line of pink skirts. With my name written on the back of these chicks' asses.
Tony: How's that? That sounds completely crazy to me.
Nanami: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
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#17 | Back to Top09-14-2011 02:14:20 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Anthy: Shall we swap hair dye tomorrow brother and see if the champion notices?
Akio: Ah, but it is such a bother dying everywhere.
Nemuro: The students already did that.
Akio/Anthy: ...
I stopped seeking to be sought after. That wasn't being true to myself.
I want to become someone who can exercise power. I want to become a prince. - Ikuni
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#18 | Back to Top10-03-2011 07:08:35 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Mamiya: Nemuro-san, I love you, and I'm sorry I'm leaving you behind. I just wanted to confirm my love, since it seemed kind of one-sided before....
"The bells signal the start of the duel, Anthy! You forget yourself."
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#19 | Back to Top12-13-2011 08:43:28 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Anthy: "My brother. He's the living dead. He feeds off your innocence, your nobility. He survives off it, craves it-perhaps he would die without it. He drains you dry. Keeps the shell of you as a ghoul. Just like Mikage. You would have been another ghost. Another battery. Another failure. That... was a long time ago, Utena. Would you pour me another cup of tea?"
I stopped seeking to be sought after. That wasn't being true to myself.
I want to become someone who can exercise power. I want to become a prince. - Ikuni
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#20 | Back to Top12-13-2011 10:42:14 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
"I am not a paedophile. No, really. Honest. You know how it is: they're thirteen but they look like three...um. Wait. I've got that the wrong way around. Honest. Swear to god. Would I lie to you, baby?"
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#21 | Back to Top12-14-2011 06:11:28 AM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
Anyone: Hey, Nanami's dead.
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#22 | Back to Top12-29-2011 02:32:56 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
"Hey, Saionji, can I borrow your apron?"
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#23 | Back to Top01-20-2012 03:24:47 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
"So, what exactly IS Chuchu, anyways?"
-OR-
*Would've liked to have seen Anthy bitch-slap Akio, if only once....
A: "Come here, Anthy."
*Walks over, hand reels back, and....WHACK!!!! Akio drops to the floor*
Akio's dead, Utena never has to fight the duel of revolution, she and Anthy hook up in the planetarium, everyone forgets Akio existed, Mikage chuckles a bit, Touga and Saionji ride a bicycle, THE END!
Utena: where the guys are girly, the girls are manly, and everyone's sleeping with their sibling...
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#24 | Back to Top01-20-2012 07:26:27 PM
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Re: Things you want said in Utena
From Dirty Potter, of all things:
Miki: Akio'll f*** anything if it stands still long enough.
Akio: That's what your little sister said!
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