This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#26 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:01:55 PM
Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
magdela wrote:
I wish I were taller.
Wish Granted! but all of your extra height will be from your neck and you will be forced to wear a coil around your neck so it doesn't break.
I wish I could live in an anime.
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#27 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:03:20 PM
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Wish granted, but the anime you're living in is Angel of Darkness. 
I wish I was way smarter than Miki.
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#28 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:05:09 PM
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BioKraze wrote:
Wish granted, but the anime you're living in is Angel of Darkness.
I wish I was way smarter than Miki.
Wish Granted, but you would never get laid.
I wish I could talk to animals.
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#29 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:06:19 PM
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Wish granted, but you can never talk to humans again, and they will never understand you.
I wish I could get laid.
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#30 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:07:23 PM
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BioKraze wrote:
I wish I was way smarter than Miki.
Wish Granted! but you are cursed to end up blattering on about all sorts pointless stuff and no one will want to hear you rattle on anymore.
I wish I had a mudkip.
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#31 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:09:23 PM
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BioKraze wrote:
Wish granted, but you can never talk to humans again, and they will never understand you.
I wish I could get laid.
Wish Granted, but said-lay is RuPaul.
I wish I had some coffee.
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#34 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:15:43 PM
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dollface wrote:
I wish I had some new shoes.
Wish Granted! but the shoes will have a piece of something inside the shoe that rubs the skin raw.
I wish people would stop beating me to the post. 
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#35 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:15:47 PM
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Tamago wrote:
magdela wrote:
I wish I had some coffee.
Wish Granted! but you will spill the coffee on a lawyer who sues you for $10,000 bucks.
I wish I had $10,000,000 bucks.
Wish Granted, Thank you for contributing to the deficit
I wish I had attention....please...
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#37 | Back to Top04-02-2008 05:20:39 PM
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Wish granted, now your fat
I wish i were GLaDOS.
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#38 | Back to Top04-02-2008 06:20:06 PM
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KissingT.Kiryuu wrote:
Wish granted, now your fat
I wish i were GLaDOS.
Wish Granted! But you are destoryed after a disgruntled test subject finds out that the "cake is a lie."
I wish I were Mrs. Lovett
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#39 | Back to Top04-02-2008 06:36:35 PM
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magdela wrote:
I wish I were Mrs. Lovett
Wish Granted! but you find out that in your version, the person protraying Sweeney Todd now is Carrot Top.
I wish I was in FFVIII.
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#42 | Back to Top04-02-2008 07:40:22 PM
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Wish granted, but you run afoul of the Yakuza.
I wish I had some cantarella-laced cookies. 
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#43 | Back to Top04-02-2008 07:42:11 PM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Wish granted. You die.
I wish I had enough money to buy dinner.
The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix
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#45 | Back to Top04-02-2008 08:51:42 PM
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Wish granted.
What, a drawback? You just wished for three more wishes from a sadistic genie, and you want a drawback? I guess the drawback is "you're no longer masochistic."
I wish I could travel backwards and forwards in time at will.
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#47 | Back to Top04-02-2008 09:55:53 PM
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Wish granted. You suffer a concussion from all the doorframes you bang into.
I wish for the most miserable horrible existence in the whole world with absolutely no way of worsening itself.
"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#49 | Back to Top04-03-2008 01:20:02 AM
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Wish granted, you are now as motivated as that cup of milk sitting on the table for the past 20 minutes
I wish I can build a spaceship in preparation for Apocalypse. (ps. knowing Earth's exact date of demise would be AWESOME!)
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#50 | Back to Top04-03-2008 02:25:38 AM
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Wish granted, but your neighbors beat you to death for thinking you were good enough to get away. Then they stole your ship.
I wish it all made a little more sense.
My Brain is the Wakaba and Shiori Funtime Hour. With limited commercial interruption.
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