This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Okay, so Razara posted this one waaaaaay back, and it hasn't left my mind since. I'm interested in which you, my fellow forum members, think is the superior cause.
It's very simple. What's better, lesbians or Dippin' Dots?
We all know what lesbians are. I'm sure a few of you are lesbians, in fact. But not everybody knows what Dippin' Dots are. Put simply, they're small spheres of cryogenically frozen ice cream, averaging 5 millimetres in diameter. Nothing too exciting, really.
Please place your vote for either Lesbians or Dippin' Dots, and please vote only once. If you have a rationale behind why you voted the way you did, feel free to post your rationale as well.
BioKraze's Vote: Lesbians!
Why? Because Dippin' Dots don't talk to you after you've eaten them. This is because they are cold and unfeeling. Also, Dippin' Dots can't cuddle worth shit. They only come in three flavors, while lesbians come in many. You can take lesbians out into the sun, which is something you can't do with Dippin' Dots for long. The best part: lesbians have personality. Dippin' Dots don't.
Cast your vote! What do you support, lesbians or Dippin' Dots?
EDITED TO CLARIFY: Please vote for only one or the other. No middle ground here, sorry. I need people to stick to the options provided so as not to muddle my data.
Last edited by BioKraze (02-19-2008 04:42:03 PM)
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Sorry, one or the other. No middle ground here. I'm collecting cold, hard proof for me and Razara. Mostly me, though...
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I vote for Dippin' Dots, because, however expensive they are, I have a deep-seated hatred for Dairy Queen. So anything that presents competition for them is what I support.
If any of you can reason how lesbians are a danger to the Dairy Queen business, please let me know. This is important.
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I refuse to see how something could be worse than dippin dots, so I'm gonna have to go with lesbians.
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Mm. What about lesbians licking dippin dots off each other?
Lesbians!
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This is a tough one. I'll have to consider it and come back at a later date.
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BioKraze wrote:
Sorry, one or the other. No middle ground here. I'm collecting cold, hard proof for me and Razara. Mostly me, though...
Well... then I choose lesbians, beacause It's very hard to flirt with them for a male, and I like hard challenge ;)
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Exactly why Bio's reason fails. PLUS, i beleive the "lesbians" that most men see are of the fake and getting payed variety. i respect lesbians, but dippin' dots has it for me cause its so uber delicious!
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You heretics.
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Lesbians, because I'm on a diet.
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Well, they are creamy and delicious...
Oh, and Dippin Dots are good, too.
Still going to go with lesbians.
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i think the lesbians are winning...
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BioKraze wrote:
It's very simple. What's better, lesbians or Dippin' Dots?
We all know what lesbians are. I'm sure a few of you are lesbians, in fact. But not everybody knows what Dippin' Dots are. Put simply, they're small spheres of cryogenically frozen ice cream, averaging 5 millimetres in diameter. Nothing too exciting, really.
Please place your vote for either Lesbians or Dippin' Dots, and please vote only once. If you have a rationale behind why you voted the way you did, feel free to post your rationale as well.
It seems like your analysis is pretty biased. I need something in cold, third-person.
BioKraze wrote:
BioKraze's Vote: Lesbians!
Why? Because Dippin' Dots don't talk to you after you've eaten them. This is because they are cold and unfeeling.
That's how I like my lesbia-I mean Dippin' Dots.
Actually, score one for dippin dots, because I was fed ice cream in the womb through my mother's feeding tube (that's all she ate). Born nearly hypoglycemic, which is a sign ice cream and I were made for each other.
Dippin dot's is creamy, comes in quite a few flavors actually! Is always delicious, I can't say the same for Lesbians.
Last edited by Persephone (02-21-2008 09:19:21 AM)
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I've had little first-hand experience with either, to be honest. That said...
There are enough varieties of ice cream and other such frozen treats in the world without the addition of Dippin' Dots, while every lesbian is unique. Therefore, I vote lesbians.
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I think I'm going to have to go with lesbians, because they do seem to let me eat them on occasion. It's a close victory though.
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Dippin' dots. The sex generally tends to be better.
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Well, I can only handle dippin' dots in small quantities...it seems I have a sensitive mouth. Lesbians on the other hand I can't seem to get enough of, so they get my vote.
EDIT: Jelli-sama, you're a strange strange little girl.
Last edited by Stormcrow (02-23-2008 07:43:49 AM)
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Strawberry Dippin' Dots are still awesome though.
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I have no interest in lesbians, so Dippin Dots it is!
It's not that it's ice cream, it's the way it is presented.
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Oh, well, that's a different story. If we're talking about the way it's presented, there are many pictures of lesbian activities that I'd rather look at than Dippin' Dots.
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Yeah, they don't sell Dipping Dots here, but I'm sure with enough money you could buy yourself a lesbian. So, I have to go with lesbians. The package is nicer, as well, and you get 'more bang for your buck'.
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It took a month or so, but I'm actually kind of glad that my friend and I finally called a truce on the matter. We're both stubborn enough that the exchange of, "Dippin' Dots," "Lesbians," "Dippin' Dots," "Lesbians," "Come on, you know that Dippin' Dots are better," "No, lesbians are," etc., probably would have gone on until the end of the school year and beyond.
Still, I believe that lesbians beat dippin' dots by a mile.
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