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#1 | Back to Top02-19-2008 03:58:04 PM
- BioKraze
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The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Okay, so Razara posted this one waaaaaay back, and it hasn't left my mind since. I'm interested in which you, my fellow forum members, think is the superior cause.
It's very simple. What's better, lesbians or Dippin' Dots?
We all know what lesbians are. I'm sure a few of you are lesbians, in fact. But not everybody knows what Dippin' Dots are. Put simply, they're small spheres of cryogenically frozen ice cream, averaging 5 millimetres in diameter. Nothing too exciting, really.
Please place your vote for either Lesbians or Dippin' Dots, and please vote only once. If you have a rationale behind why you voted the way you did, feel free to post your rationale as well.
BioKraze's Vote: Lesbians! 
Why? Because Dippin' Dots don't talk to you after you've eaten them. This is because they are cold and unfeeling. Also, Dippin' Dots can't cuddle worth shit. They only come in three flavors, while lesbians come in many. You can take lesbians out into the sun, which is something you can't do with Dippin' Dots for long. The best part: lesbians have personality. Dippin' Dots don't.
Cast your vote! What do you support, lesbians or Dippin' Dots?
EDITED TO CLARIFY: Please vote for only one or the other. No middle ground here, sorry. I need people to stick to the options provided so as not to muddle my data.
Last edited by BioKraze (02-19-2008 04:42:03 PM)
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Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#3 | Back to Top02-19-2008 04:18:26 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Sorry, one or the other. No middle ground here. I'm collecting cold, hard proof for me and Razara. Mostly me, though... 
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#4 | Back to Top02-19-2008 04:21:13 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
I vote for Dippin' Dots, because, however expensive they are, I have a deep-seated hatred for Dairy Queen. So anything that presents competition for them is what I support.
If any of you can reason how lesbians are a danger to the Dairy Queen business, please let me know. This is important. 
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#5 | Back to Top02-19-2008 05:10:26 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
I refuse to see how something could be worse than dippin dots, so I'm gonna have to go with lesbians.
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#6 | Back to Top02-19-2008 06:24:51 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Mm. What about lesbians licking dippin dots off each other?
Lesbians!
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#7 | Back to Top02-19-2008 11:26:31 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
This is a tough one. I'll have to consider it and come back at a later date.
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#9 | Back to Top02-20-2008 04:57:02 AM
Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
BioKraze wrote:
Sorry, one or the other. No middle ground here. I'm collecting cold, hard proof for me and Razara. Mostly me, though...
Well... then I choose lesbians, beacause It's very hard to flirt with them for a male, and I like hard challenge ;)
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#11 | Back to Top02-20-2008 08:43:33 AM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Exactly why Bio's reason fails. PLUS, i beleive the "lesbians" that most men see are of the fake and getting payed variety. i respect lesbians, but dippin' dots has it for me cause its so uber delicious!
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#12 | Back to Top02-20-2008 04:36:49 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
You heretics.
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#13 | Back to Top02-20-2008 05:16:54 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Lesbians, because I'm on a diet.
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#14 | Back to Top02-20-2008 06:04:34 PM
Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Well, they are creamy and delicious...
Oh, and Dippin Dots are good, too.
Still going to go with lesbians.
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#15 | Back to Top02-21-2008 08:19:12 AM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
i think the lesbians are winning...
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#16 | Back to Top02-21-2008 09:19:05 AM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
BioKraze wrote:
It's very simple. What's better, lesbians or Dippin' Dots?
We all know what lesbians are. I'm sure a few of you are lesbians, in fact. But not everybody knows what Dippin' Dots are. Put simply, they're small spheres of cryogenically frozen ice cream, averaging 5 millimetres in diameter. Nothing too exciting, really.
Please place your vote for either Lesbians or Dippin' Dots, and please vote only once. If you have a rationale behind why you voted the way you did, feel free to post your rationale as well.
It seems like your analysis is pretty biased. I need something in cold, third-person.
BioKraze wrote:
BioKraze's Vote: Lesbians!
Why? Because Dippin' Dots don't talk to you after you've eaten them. This is because they are cold and unfeeling.
That's how I like my lesbia-I mean Dippin' Dots.
Actually, score one for dippin dots, because I was fed ice cream in the womb through my mother's feeding tube (that's all she ate). Born nearly hypoglycemic, which is a sign ice cream and I were made for each other.
Dippin dot's is creamy, comes in quite a few flavors actually! Is always delicious, I can't say the same for Lesbians.
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#17 | Back to Top02-22-2008 08:46:04 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
I've had little first-hand experience with either, to be honest. That said...
There are enough varieties of ice cream and other such frozen treats in the world without the addition of Dippin' Dots, while every lesbian is unique. Therefore, I vote lesbians.
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#18 | Back to Top02-22-2008 10:48:17 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
I think I'm going to have to go with lesbians, because they do seem to let me eat them on occasion. It's a close victory though.
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#19 | Back to Top02-23-2008 06:08:29 AM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Dippin' dots. The sex generally tends to be better.
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#20 | Back to Top02-23-2008 07:43:18 AM
Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Well, I can only handle dippin' dots in small quantities...it seems I have a sensitive mouth. Lesbians on the other hand I can't seem to get enough of, so they get my vote.
EDIT: Jelli-sama, you're a strange strange little girl. 
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#21 | Back to Top02-23-2008 09:48:35 PM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Strawberry Dippin' Dots are still awesome though.
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#22 | Back to Top02-24-2008 09:57:28 AM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
I have no interest in lesbians, so Dippin Dots it is!
It's not that it's ice cream, it's the way it is presented.
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#23 | Back to Top02-24-2008 11:34:54 AM
Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Oh, well, that's a different story. If we're talking about the way it's presented, there are many pictures of lesbian activities that I'd rather look at than Dippin' Dots.
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#24 | Back to Top02-25-2008 07:17:47 AM
Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
Yeah, they don't sell Dipping Dots here, but I'm sure with enough money you could buy yourself a lesbian. So, I have to go with lesbians. The package is nicer, as well, and you get 'more bang for your buck'.
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#25 | Back to Top03-01-2008 01:27:49 AM
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Re: The Great Debate - Lesbians Versus Dippin' Dots!
It took a month or so, but I'm actually kind of glad that my friend and I finally called a truce on the matter. We're both stubborn enough that the exchange of, "Dippin' Dots," "Lesbians," "Dippin' Dots," "Lesbians," "Come on, you know that Dippin' Dots are better," "No, lesbians are," etc., probably would have gone on until the end of the school year and beyond.
Still, I believe that lesbians beat dippin' dots by a mile. 
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