The All Purpose Akio Shrine - GUESS WHAT THIS IS.
I had this really weird dream on New Years
Eve, and it wasn't the champange talkin' either. Anyway, the
whole dream was about Shoujo Kakumei Utena and I somehow was
transfered into the show and throughout most of it I don't
remember what I did. Another funny thing was when the dream
started out it said Episode 83, The Prince Who Runs Through
the Night. I am not making this up, and so my subconcious
mind said 'cool there are now more than 39 episodes'. Natrually
I was sad when I woke up to realize that unfortunatly there
are only 39 episodes of SKU, there needs to be more!
Throughout most of the dream I really don't recall what I
am doing, but the part that I remember most is that I ended
walking in on Akio seducing Utena. Akio was wearing his ohh
so sexy duelists outfit (the jacket was open and natrually
he didn't have his pants but he had his jacket on, weird,
but sexy *drools*) and Utena was wearing jack squat (not a
good picture). So when I walk in Utena is on her ramble about
lunch and I, being the Akio worshiper I am, barged right in
the car and said "What the fuck dose lunch have to do
with SEX?". Utena looked at me in a weird way and I responded
again "Why in the world dose this annoying pink blotch
get the sexiest anime guy in the history of the world,"
and Akio smiles at me with his oh-so-sexy smile and he lets
go of Utena and sits up and his jacket falls off.
I end up staring at his perfect...*cough cough cough*....er...body
and he INVITES ME TO JOIN! Then Akio waved his hands and suddenly
I was wearing nuttin' and the Akio Car Music starts to play
(the song that sounds like a mixture of bad James Bond movie
and porn music, and it is the song i love most). Well that
gets me in the mood and I join. Then I remember that Utena
eventually got frustraited because i was getting all of the
attention and left, so it was just me and my precious Akio.
Well you can imagine what happens. Next thing I knew, I was
awake in bed and crying inwardly that I wasn't with my Akio.