You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


The All Purpose Akio Shrine - GUESS WHAT THIS IS.

   I had this really weird dream on New Years Eve, and it wasn't the champange talkin' either. Anyway, the whole dream was about Shoujo Kakumei Utena and I somehow was transfered into the show and throughout most of it I don't remember what I did. Another funny thing was when the dream started out it said Episode 83, The Prince Who Runs Through the Night. I am not making this up, and so my subconcious mind said 'cool there are now more than 39 episodes'. Natrually I was sad when I woke up to realize that unfortunatly there are only 39 episodes of SKU, there needs to be more!

Throughout most of the dream I really don't recall what I am doing, but the part that I remember most is that I ended walking in on Akio seducing Utena. Akio was wearing his ohh so sexy duelists outfit (the jacket was open and natrually he didn't have his pants but he had his jacket on, weird, but sexy *drools*) and Utena was wearing jack squat (not a good picture). So when I walk in Utena is on her ramble about lunch and I, being the Akio worshiper I am, barged right in the car and said "What the fuck dose lunch have to do with SEX?". Utena looked at me in a weird way and I responded again "Why in the world dose this annoying pink blotch get the sexiest anime guy in the history of the world," and Akio smiles at me with his oh-so-sexy smile and he lets go of Utena and sits up and his jacket falls off.

I end up staring at his perfect...*cough cough cough* and he INVITES ME TO JOIN! Then Akio waved his hands and suddenly I was wearing nuttin' and the Akio Car Music starts to play (the song that sounds like a mixture of bad James Bond movie and porn music, and it is the song i love most). Well that gets me in the mood and I join. Then I remember that Utena eventually got frustraited because i was getting all of the attention and left, so it was just me and my precious Akio. Well you can imagine what happens. Next thing I knew, I was awake in bed and crying inwardly that I wasn't with my Akio.