You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.

HAH I BEAT YOU YOU AWFUL RIBBON hate you so much

Fanfiction

   If you like to read, be prepared to spend a lot of time here! Submissions are always welcome.

Poetry Corner

[Yasha] There isn't much here yet, but do take a look at our growing poetry collection!
[Gio] Bring a lighter and snap your fingers!

 
  • Night Things
    [by] OnlyinthisLight
    [Profanity, Angst, and Masturbation]
    [Yasha] Can we say hot? Oh wait, most people don't find emotional pain sexy... :(
    [Giovanna] A cringeworthy look inside Saionji's head after his fateful final duel. If the profanity is what kills you here, you missed the point. Jesus, Saionji. :(

  • Gone
    [by] OnlyinthisLight
    [Underage Sex/Akio]
    [Yasha] NO.
    [Giovanna] Akio and Tsuwabuki spend some quality time in the planetarium. Souls are lost.

  • Roses Grow
    [by] sharnii
    [LONG]
    [Yasha] It's interesting to see Utena written in the first person. Maybe I'm just not used to it... but it seems like it should say a lot about the author as well as the character.
    [Giovanna] More epic fic goodness! This is a post-series Utena/Anthy exploration, though of course, the other lovely characters are present.

  • Withered Roses Don't Always Die
    [by] BlackRoseVixen
    [LONG, some Sex]
    [Yasha] ....there's TxS in this. I'm shocked!
    [Giovanna] This mammoth fic is 22 chapters of genre-crashing. There's serious, there's silly, there's sweet, there's Saionji. There's also sex and elemental stuff and the kitchen sink! Wow!

  • Himemiya
    [by] BioKraze
    [Yasha] Have I mentioned that I adore fairy tales?
    [Giovanna] Akio and Anthy's origins, presented very much as a fairy tale, with a few questions the show leaves hanging explored.

  • Once Upon a Time
    [by] Like_Autumn [More Fics @ Livejournal]
    [Yasha] I am always happy to see SPG in my inbox. It's like a creepy little present from a clown in a UFO.
    [Giovanna] The Shadow Play Girls have their story fleshed out in more detail.

  • Coronation
    [by] ArsenicForBreakfast [More Fics @ FF.net]
    [Yasha] 'Long live the Prince' is a little ironic...
    [Giovanna] Now this is unusual. A fic...for the movie!

  • Through the Wicked Winding Streets of My World
    [by] Veleda
    [Yasha] There's a lot of Touga getting fucked in this fic. Hooray!
    [Giovanna] Akio? Mindblowing yet creepy sex? :shlick:

  • From the Ashes
    [by] Veleda
    [Yasha] Honestly... I couldn't live with myself if I ever felt that way about another person. Too awkward!
    [Giovanna] My god those two need to just not bother ever speaking.

  • Eulogy of a Missing Person
    [by] Cassandra Lone
    [Yasha] AUNTIE YURIKA! We hardly ever see her!
    [Giovanna] Corrected the whacky hair colors, I see.

  • Nighttime Promises
    [by] Mack
    [Yasha] This makes me feel funny inside. By the way, yes, Gio, it's very wrong. Go stand in the corner.
    [Giovanna] Fantastic writing of Anthy's innermost thoughts. Is it wrong I got a little turned on at her description of sex with Akio?

  • The Prince
    [by] Kumori
    [Yasha] This is almost like a parallel retelling of the beginning of it all. I approve.
    [Giovanna] The imagery here is fantastic, very much in the spirit of SKU.

  • Narcissus and Goldmund
    [by] Juri Archambeau
    [Yasha] How... awkward. Uncomfortable, even. I love seeing the two of them interact, though.
    [Giovanna] My god those two need to just not bother ever speaking.

  • Vigniti Tres
    [Part One]
    [Part Two]
    [Part Three]
    [Part Four]
    [Part Five]
    [Part Six]
    [Part Seven]
    [by] angelicreation
    [Yasha] Holy carp! It's like D&D, only with the characters of SKU! I'm in love!
    [Giovanna] The comment I want to make about this fic is a spoiler. Suffice to say, it's amazing what you can learn from the people around you.


  • Way of the Rose
    [parts 1-5]
    [parts 6-8]
    [by] Jorge (Q) Quinones
    [Yasha] An AU setting with an almost cowboy western flavor that just seems to work—I hope we’ll be getting more soon! Updated 01/31/2007.
    [Giovanna] Lord Akio. I mean, there are other words in the fic, but these are the best.

  • Let This Be...
    [by] angelicreation
    [Sexual Content]
    [Yasha] Woohoo! Juri and Shiori get things happening!
    [Giovanna] Juri? Shiori? Sexual content? Oh god this will be the most popular page on the site now.
     
  • Searching for the True Path
    [by] angelicreation
    [Yasha] A bit of post-series introspection from Juri. And a little birdie told me this one may be continued.
    [Giovanna] It wasn't, by any chance, Shiori's wounded birdie?
     
  • Touga's Very Bad, Horrible, No Good Day
    [by] angelicreation
    [Yasha] Awwww, no! Nooooo! I would totally have helped him. Of course, at that point, libido critical mass would have been reached and... let's just say I hope Touga doesn't mind take-out for the next three weeks...
    [Giovanna] Yeah I don't see there being any need for help with you around, dear.
     
  • Unveiling the Coffin
    [by] Ivy-chan
    [Implied Sex]
    [Yasha] Oh, poor Miki! Although really... I think Mikage would do something like this to him. Excellently written.
    [Giovanna] Mikage is awesome and Miki is scared. This wins.
     
  • Secret
    [by] Selenite
    [Nonconsensual Sex, Violence]
    [Yasha] AUGH.
    [Giovanna] This was our payment for the fuzzies in the fic below, wasn't it? Just...wow.
     
  • Longing
    [by] Selenite
    [Yasha] Awwww! It fills our cold, cold hearts with warm fuzzies! Also, Saionji really does owe Wakaba. Big time.
    [Giovanna] THE FUZZIES. OH GOD THE FUZZIES. If I open my mouth cottonballs will fall out. ;_; I feel compelled to reduce this to some horrible comment but it would cheapen things. So I'll just mush a little.
     
  • Descent and Ascension
    [by] Ivy-chan
    [Yasha] Snapshots of Mikage's progression from the time of the series to long after he has left Ohtori. I'm glad I read this, it makes me feel better over him. I never liked it that he just disappeared, it seemed so cruel.
    [Giovanna] Ivy-chan says here that she had a hard time speaking for a scientific mind. I don't claim to be a Mikage by any means, but I found her portrayal of that kind of emotional calculation very accurate.
     
  • Brief Unveilings
    [by] Ivy-chan
    [Implied Sex]
    [Yasha] Well, there's certainly unveiling. Can't say as it was brief. Kozue and Anthy meet in a swimming pool in the middle of the night for a chat. Or something. This may be creepier than kisses from Christopher Walken.
    [Giovanna] Thanks Yasha, that's the mental image I needed after reading this fic. I should choke you.
     
  • All the Words of Love
    [by] Ivy-chan
    [Yasha] Such a beautiful little set of short pieces. Though names aren't really used, most characters are identifiable easily, and the types of love match up perfectly.
    [Giovanna] Very, very cool. (Or hot. Some of them were definitely hot.)
     
  • When Too Little is Said
    [by] Ivy-chan
    [Yasha] Wow, a well written Shiori fic? I guess she explains herself somewhat in this one. I'm still not a fan of the character, but this is a very good story.
    [Giovanna] This author made a mistake. She neglected to crucify Shiori and accuse her of being a demonbeast. Very well written, very unorthodox POV.

     
  • Raspberry Swirl
    [by] Starbrigid
    [Yasha] Touga and Juri have a 'nonrelationship', as Starbrigid puts it. I would also just like to say here that Juri has to be a lesbian because I refuse to believe that she spoke to Touga alone, without a baseball bat, and escaped without gettin' down otherwise.
    [Giovanna]Yes, Yasha, I do believe the lesbianism took care of that particular problem. It's quite interesting to see what happens when no one's trying to get laid, though.
     
  • Loki Unties the Fenris Wolf
    [by] Alithea
    [Yasha] A Kozue introspective on how taking over the dueling game has affected her. You heard me, our old friend Alithea has written Akio out of the driver's seat.
    [Giovanna] What have I said? WHAT HAVE I SAID? I can totally see this. Also, I love the title.
     
  • Mr. Brightside
    [by] The Boy Who Slept With Ghosts
    [Implied Sex]
    [Yasha] I'm not ashamed to say I felt a tiny bit of a tingle at the part with Touga. Still, this isn't the kind of story you want to be feeling that in, not with Miki and Kozue acting... how they are.
    [Giovanna] How shocking, Touga is a jerk and Yasha tingles. Anyway, this is an awesome fic from Miki's perspective, it puts a fascinating spin on his internal dialogue.
     
  • Liar
    [by] Katieryn
    [Yasha] Poor Saionji, he's so abused. I always just want to hug him and feed him and tell him that everything's gonna be okay. Just a short fic from his point of view, about Anthy.
    [Giovanna] Would someone please cut this poor guy a break?
     
  • What's Becoming of the Children?
    [by] Katieryn
    [Yasha] ...well then. I don't get the Simon and Garfunkel reference, but... food for thought. Very, very intriguing.
    [Giovanna] The S&G reference is a lyric in the song 'Save the Life of My Child', from Bookends. (Yes, I'm a fan.) To describe the song's story would spoil the life out of this fic, but I strongly suggest googling the lyrics after you read it. It's a great twist to throw on an already fantastic piece.