You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.

HAH I BEAT YOU YOU AWFUL RIBBON hate you so much

Fanart

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[by] Laurie [Suncat Studio]
[Yasha] There's just something about him wearing a suit that's... kinda intimidating.
[Giovanna] Oh man, of all of them he _would_ go full on double-breasted formal. Wears it well, but then I'm not the one to ask about that.
[by]Laurie [Suncat Studio]
[Yasha] My my, he certainly looks snazzy. I bet he dresses like that by nature when not in uniform.
[Giovanna] Laurie is my Knows How to Dress Men buddy. Preppy nerd clothes fit Mikage like a glove.
[by] Charlie
[Yasha] Nanami's such a fashion whore, really.
[Giovanna] The reason this episode was funny: If you've ever seen a high-fashion runway show, you know that Nanami's cowbell would stand as one of the less outlandish things.
[by] Emily W [Frozen Lilacs]
[Yasha] I feel the urge to ooh and ahh. Nothing trips my imaginary ADD more than sparkles.
[Giovanna] She looks almost naughty. But that might just be me thinking that about everything ever.
[by] Laurie [Suncat Studio]
[Yasha] He looks kind of... not sad, exactly, but melancholy. I want to hug him so bad, Saionji shouldn't be melancholy.
[Giovanna] Saionji, you can hit me if it will make you feel better.
[by] Laurie [Suncat Studio]
[Yasha] Awww, is someone getting bad service at the club tonight? Jesus Touga, don't be such a prick. (You're so hot when you're cranky. Or maybe just all the time.)
[Giovanna] DON'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN???? He wanted it SHAKEN, not STIRRED. No tip for you!!!
[by] Laurie [Suncat Studio]
[Yasha] HAWT. If I said I came, would everyone think I was a slut?
[Giovanna] Looking at this image gives me pangs of Christian guilt. But then Akio wouldn't be nearly as much fun if he didn't have the capacity to trigger lust shame on behalf of a religion I DON'T BELONG TO. Damn, he's good.
[by] NeoDios
[Yasha] ...I am in awe. Neodios can do things I will never, ever be able to do. Ever.
[Giovanna] The detail that went into the background and flowers and stuff is amazing. Wow.
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] Awww, she looks so cute! I wonder who she's running to?
[Giovanna] The way Innova draws eyes makes them look so innocent. Very fitting for Utena, and gorgeous as usual.
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] And something a little different from Innova! Damn she's good, even her sketches look more finished than my finished products.
[Giovanna] I wanna know what this text is all about.
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] Sooo pretty... She looks kinda cuddly there.
[Giovanna] "The Juri one isn't my best work.", INDEED. I wish I could say that of art like this. Love her hair, it looks soft. (Which is a contrast to its usual condition.)
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
"And about Utena... That girl talks tooooo much. I've been dreaming of shutting her up for the whole series."
[Yasha] I didn't think she was that annoying...
[Giovanna] YES. Someone does what MUST be done. (What? She does talk too much.)
[by] Krista
[Yasha] HE'S SCARY. This is no way diminishes his hotness.
[Giovanna] WHERE DOES ALL THAT HAIR COME FROM??
[by] Krista
[Yasha] Uh-oh, Gio's gonna get the chair all sticky...
[Giovanna] I've said it a million times, so I'll say it again: Chairman outfit open = YES.
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] I hate Innova. She can draw like I could never ever draw in my wildest dreams. That said, I usually dream about wholesale death and cats turning into bouncing balls, so I'm not sure drawing has a place there.
[Giovanna] CAUTION: THIS LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS IS ILLEGAL IN SEVERAL COUNTRIES.
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] ENVY. Er... I mean, this is a beautiful fanart! For all of us twisted jerks who like Nanami.
[Giovanna] Surreal art styles complement SKU so well... Also. Nanami fans are not twisted jerks. Usually.
[by] NeoDios
[Yasha] HOT HOT LINGERIE ACTION. I wish Victoria's Secret sold stuff like this. Screw that, I wish I had money for lingerie... *cries*
[Giovanna] The point of lingerie is clearly understood by Anthy. Take it off.
[by] Alina [Fourth Law]
[Yasha] Very dark. Very depressing. Very awesome.
[Giovanna] Is that stigmata on your hands or are you just happy to see me?
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] You know, Innova manages to make Miki look more masculine than he is in the series. Considering her style, that's just so wrong.
[Giovanna] Yeah, Miki isn't the most masculine fellow. Somehow I doubt puberty will help him much, either.
[by] Innova [InnOvations]
[Yasha] She's gonna squish his guts out. That's so cute!
[Giovanna] I want an Akio plushie. Even if it doesn't appear to be anatomically correct...
[by] Emily
[Yasha] The shadow effect is really well done here. Not to mention that this is an emotional subject to begin with... I love it.
[Giovanna] The blood is awesome.
[by] Melanie [www.zagnut.deviantart.com]
[Yasha] Shiori would break Juri's neck if she always glomped her that way.
[Giovanna] What a terrible loss that would be!
[by] Marianne
[Yasha] A sweet picture of Anthy and Utena. They look pretty comfy despite all the thorns.
[Giovanna] Thorns probably aren't a big deal for Anthy. As for Utena...maybe she's a masochist and we didn't know until now.
[by] Gala at galasite.nm.ru
[Yasha] Wow. You know, Juri makes a cute kitty, but... whoa. Instead of a panther, a panther cub?
[Giovanna] OH GOD DON'T LOOK AT IT, IT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL (But that's okay, death by chibi isn't so bad.)
[by] CloveR Group
[Yasha] I love the way the eyes are done—so deep and serene and thoughtful. I wonder what Utena and Anthy are thinking? *restrains desire to make crude comments*
[Giovanna] The eyes make it, they do! They've got a hint of CLAMP in them.