You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.

 HAH I BEAT YOU YOU AWFUL RIBBON hate you so much

Fanart

   Look at the fanart. Love the fanart. Draw the fanart, and send it in! Art is in chronological order, with newest submissions at the top of the first page.

[by] Lia
[Yasha] Is there a Shiori/Hephaestus parallel here?
[Giovanna] Mmm. Symbolism. Tastes strangely like sexual longing.
[by] Lia, piece titled 'The Hornet and the Snake'
[Yasha] I think this is a horrible idea. Someone get the popcorn.
[Giovanna] That's a disturbing couple. In that Nanami would wear the pants in that relationship. Seriously, poor boy would be whipped.
[by] Lia
[Yasha] Sibyl? The Three Faces of Eve? When Rabbit Howls? I'm confused. This has to be cover art for one of those... doesn't it?
[Giovanna] Faces of Nanami! It's like Faces of Death, except only if you're a kitten.
[by] Marianne
[Yasha] I'm blue, da boo di da boo da...
[Giovanna] She looks so sad. How could you be sad when you have wings?
[by] Ivy-chan
[Yasha] He looks so pained. Let me soothe the hurt spot, Saionji. *bambi eyes* I'll take good care of you.
[Giovanna]

These two pictures basically amount to a gross abuse of power in my case to influence what others do with their spare time. I win.
[by] Ivy-chan
[Yasha] And in diametric opposite, Akio is having fun 'soothing' himself. Still, another pair of hands...
[Giovanna] God damn that man is a whore. A gorgeous, gorgeous whore. FINISH COLORING THESE HURRY OMG

[by] Soro
[Yasha] The coloring is quite frankly gorgeous, although I can't help but think that Utena reminds me of an evil witch.
[Giovanna] Her expression looks creepy and like I'd be afraid of her.

[by] Soro
[Yasha] I love the proportions and style Soro has used for these drawings! They look very modern, but still very intricate.
[Giovanna] Hey cute! The outfit suits her.

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
[Yasha] Maarika's been doing some work on canvas. And hell, if anything deserves to be immortalized on canvas, it's Akio's smirk.
[Giovanna] Amen to that. Generations from now, someone will see his smirk and soak their panties. And suspect that with a wardrobe like that, he's probably a villain.

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
[Yasha] Apparently the Predator is behind Anthy. Watch out, Anthy! The Predator will eat you!
[Giovanna] Oh god jesus I love this. ;_; Star silhouette oh god ;_;

[by] Jean Yan
[Yasha] The first in a series of canvases done by Jean Yan, three different representations of our pink haired Prince.
[Giovanna] What? There never was any such thing as a Prince anywhere in the world in the first place.

[by] Jean Yan
[Yasha] Either she's sleepy, or she's going to cry in this one. I bet it's the latter.
[Giovanna] I doubt that dress is very comfortable to sleep in. Definitely crying.

[by] Jean Yan
[Yasha] Uh oh! What has happened to our dashing Prince! It must have been the Jabberwock.
[Giovanna] Dropped her wallet. Now she has to spend all month calling and cancelling cards! Luckily her hair came out fabulous.

[by] Alexiel [Storybook Children]
[Yasha] Alexiel's Juri looks vaguely like she wants to eat my soul. Shoo, soul-eater! I've had enough nips taken off that Akio might not want the rest!
[Giovanna] Don't worry, I'm sure you have enough soul for the-oh. Yeah I guess that's a problem.

[by] Lilli [Lemon Chiffon]
[Yasha] Ahhhh, yes. All I have to say about this is a rousing endorsement of the Absolut Destiny Apocalypse. It's like the End of the World in a bottle.
[Giovanna] I'd be sorely disappointed if Ends of the World could fit in a vodka bottle.

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
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[Yasha] Mikage's looking pretty pensive here. I wonder if he's thinking about all those students he set on fire? ....nah. He'd be grinning more.
[Giovanna] Maybe he's thinking of Mamiya? ....nah. There'd be a visible erection. Whoops, did I say that? (Oh god snow.)

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
[Yasha] The only flaw in this picture is that the cake is not yet eaten. Seriously, not even a polaroid could capture this moment. It strains belief.
[Giovanna] At first I thought that was a scapel. Don't ask me why, but boy did it make that picture creepy.

[by] JeanGenie
[Yasha] There is a lot of gorgeous, shiny hair in this picture. Damn. I wish I had pretty hair like that.
[Giovanna] JeanGenie suffered a heart attack upon realizing she'd done a fanart Akio wasn't in.

[by] Alarm
[Yasha] For some reason, this reminds me of 80's comics. This means, of course, that it is incredibly awesome. Despite the fact that the 80's sucked.
[Giovanna] Hey yeah, actually it reminds me a bit of the artstyle used in Rose of Versailles. Deliberate?

[by] Crystal Rose
[Yasha] I have no idea what to think. My mind is blown from the sheer awesome.
[Giovanna] I love the way Utena's hair coils around itself. Ish pretty!

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
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[Yasha] Gee, I wonder how Utena feels about having naked Anthy draped all over her? I mean, she probably just came from Akio's place. That doesn't strike me as cuddle time.
[Giovanna] I have a feeling Anthy smells absolutely delicious.

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
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[Yasha] It's a first for the fandom section! Fanart wallpapers! And lovely ones too-- it's such a sweet picture.
[Giovanna] The expression on Utena's face is so sweet...a bit surrendering, considering Anthy's holding her down by her wrist...

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
[Yasha] I think that the red on black silhouette of Anthy and the swords is one of the most striking images in the series, and I really, really like the way Maarika has captured that here.
[Giovanna] I cringe looking at this. Definitely captures the horror of what's done to Anthy...but christ. Chills.
[by] invisible ink [Android Eyes]
[Yasha] I feel like I'm watching a murder going on. Doesn't this remind anyone else of a Poe story? You know, the kind where there's a dying person in the bed, and the two murderers argue about whether to finish him off right in front of him? DAMMIT, TOUGA, DON'T DRINK THE POISON.
[Giovanna] OH GOD HE'S A VAMPIRE, RUN YOU TWO...or don't, that's a much, much better idea, yes...
I absolutely love this. The unusual (creepy) angle, the coloring, the insane detail that went into the room, the suggestion of a story I'd love to read... (Nanami, what are you doing???) Gorgeous.
[by] Aika Sumeragi
[Yasha] I think I've watched Silence of the Lambs too much. I want to bite her fingers. A lot. Aside from that, I really like her expression. So confident!
[Giovanna] I think I've watched Hannibal too much. I want to eat the frontal lobe of her cerebrum. A lot. Aside from that, I really like her expression, too. She looks like she's quite sure she's leading you somewhere awesome.
[by] LadyPrince Pyro
[Yasha] HOLY SCHEISSE. Is it just me, or is ghetto Anthy a very startlingly good picture???
[Giovanna] Best use of a rose tattoo EVAR! She looks like she could totally pop a cap in someone's ass. Wears it well.