You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.

 HAH I BEAT YOU YOU AWFUL RIBBON hate you so much

Fanart

   Look at the fanart. Love the fanart. Draw the fanart, and send it in! Art is in chronological order, with newest submissions at the top of the first page.

[by] evrim [Evrim Emir]
[Yasha] It's the SPG version of Art Deco mags!
[Giovanna] I love the way it stays simple in the black and white, even with all the unique patterns.
[by] evrim [Evrim Emir]
[Yasha] If the SPG's were in color, this is definitely what they'd look like!
[Giovanna] Like an acid trip? Yes, definitely. I'm pretty sure that's how they were originally conceived anyway!
[by] Tamago
[Yasha] Pretty lady takes clothes off. Yay!
[Giovanna] Tamago's ecchi adventures continue with that chick everyone's always talking about on the forum. I hear she's popular, but I really can't remember characters I'm not pretty sure Akio puts his peener in.

[by] Kyanne Birdley [Kick Satan Out (DeviantArt)]
[Yasha] Something about the composition of their faces strikes me as very sensual.
[Giovanna] Utena finally figures out what Anthy's good for.

[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art]
[1024x768] Wallpaper made by SleepDebtFairy!
[Yasha] Tasty Fun Good! (Actually, you guys, I'm in some rather serious awe here.)
[Giovanna] Awesome fanart by Maarika, with an accompanying awesome wallpaper by SDF. Enjoy!
[by] Megan
[Yasha] This really looks like the back of a very well-painted cel.
[Giovanna] Awesome lineless vectory kind of style, and just a very Juri kind of pose.
[by] Tamago
[Yasha] She's going to murder you after hot french maid sex.
[Giovanna] Clever use of the face sketch here. Kozue, in a French maid outfit, holding a knife, is some seriously scary shit. Like she's not bad enough of a maid, stealing all the jewelry.
[by] Tamago
[Yasha] The only problem is that her bathing suit wouldn't go well with the green curls trailing down her legs while Saionji... uhh... oh wait, that didn't happen.
[Giovanna] Now this is how she should have dressed when Saionji was staying with her. Give the poor guy a clue.
[by] Tamago
[Yasha] She has some serious boobage. Tama's great for the cheesecake shots.
[Giovanna] This is not the kind of love I assumed Mrs. Ohtori would get, but yay for pleasant surprises! She's still got it goin' on, but then they say nothing turns back the clock like sleeping with someone way younger than yourself.
[by] dollface
[Yasha] In the thumbnail, Keiko's eyes look like they've been pulled out. I promise it's not like that when you look at the picture. (Hmm... I wonder if dollface would... oh crap, I'm typing out loud!)
[Giovanna] Poor Keiko looks even more tragic when drawn in dollface's style. But then, she really does spend the whole series getting screwed right and left.
[by] Lanithro
[Yasha] I drooled on myself. And dry cleaning is expensive. *cries*
[Giovanna] Exception was made to the size rule for this image because changing its size ruins the insane amount of detail on their hair. If you can stop staring at the amazing expressions long enough to notice...
[by] Kumori [Kumori's Art] 
[Yasha] There's a lot of symbolism here. For instance, water is usually considered the element of emotion, and is represented by Cups in the Tarot. The act of pouring a drink onto the ground was usually meant to be the gods' share of the drink; a form of respect and worship. And then there is the phallic imagery in the bottom right corner...
[Giovanna] As if the awesome ancient Greek thing weren't enough, I love the moon. I wish the real one had roses all over it like that.
[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art] 
[Yasha] AUGH
[Giovanna] Well that's just creepy.
[by] Marith
[Yasha] This is made of pure awesome, and I swear that if I ever hear a word against it, I'll be all like 'HEY' and smack someone across the mouth. 'HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT MY FRIEND'S ART, HERE? YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY? HUH? WELL, DO YA? YOU BETTER LEARN SOME MANNERS!' and then maybe execute them mafia style and throw their body in the Hudson River with some cement shoes on. Maybe. I haven't decided on that part yet.
[Giovanna] Now this is a bit unusual: SKU cross-stitch! I say that counts as fanart, and takes way more time than most! I remember cross-stitching a lot when I was kid, now I might just have to pick it up again! (Also, Yasha hasn't even seen Goodfellas.)
[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art] 
[Yasha] Anthy looks like she's about to bitchslap me. Don't look at me! Look at Gio! She's the one with the Akio fixation!
[Giovanna] The forum loved the expressions in this piece, and for good reason. An awesome portrayal of their uh...let's say unique...relationship.
[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art] 
[Yasha] I love it! Don't quote me on this, but I think this was for Vigniti Tres, in the fanfic section. I'll change this when I know for sure.
[Giovanna] PRETTY OUTFITS
[by] Maarika [Maarika's Art] 
[Yasha] I'm not sure he can figure out how to get out of his clothes without Anthy's help. I bet he's too lazy to learn to do it on his own.
[Giovanna] Oh Akio, by all means, let me help you with that.
[by] Crystal Rose
[Yasha] Aren't roses and onions related somehow? No wait, I'm thinking of something else... but then again, both can make you cry.
[Giovanna] The Onion Bride. She wins because I LOVE onions and put them in everything I cook.
[by] Iris
[Yasha] Anthy looks like a geek girl. A really pretty geek girl. I can picture my high school friends getting all excited over this.
[Giovanna] Akio apparently has that harem of his started up, complete with naughtier outfits.
[by] Beautifulpanther, piece titled 'Break Away'
[Yasha] beautifulpanther, from our forums, sure does turn out a lot of really humbling art.
[Giovanna] Movie Juri got herself some gorgeous inking and coloring. Wow.
[by] Juri Archambeau
[Yasha] They're about to get to the sex. I just know it.
[Giovanna] Touga and Saionji with physically possible hair. Touga continues to be a lech.
[by] Juri Archambeau
[Yasha] OH NO MY VIRGIN EYES
[Giovanna] Yes, the fullsize has a boobie in it. Both versions have Nanami grinding her hips against Touga's manstick though.
[by] Teapot
[Yasha] She's so pretty! I think I'm in love! Or maybe I'm about to steal her clothes. Either way, what bliss!
[Giovanna] Loli-Anthy looks like someone that would smile and be adorable and then gut you in your sleep. So basically...Anthy.
[by] V.
[Yasha] I don't think those traffic signs are reasonable for that stretch of road!
[Giovanna] Awesomely unique style and hey, who could complain about the subject matter, am I right guys? The traffic lights thing is such a marvelous touch, too.
[by] Lia
[Yasha] I love the style on this one. Absolutely wonderful!
[Giovanna] This should be in the analysis section for how perfectly it summarizes the three of them.
[by] Lia
[Yasha] ...I trust them. I trust them to be fantastically hot jerks who equate screwing someone over in more than one way over the course of a night as being the same as a nice walk in the park on a sunny day. This makes me so happy.
[Giovanna] The only thing you could ever trust these two to do is leave you sore in the morning. I'd like to trust them a whole bunch.