You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.

 HAH I BEAT YOU YOU AWFUL RIBBON hate you so much

Fanart

   Look at the fanart. Love the fanart. Draw the fanart, and send it in! Art is in chronological order, with newest submissions at the top of the first page.

[by] LadyPrince Pyro
[Yasha] .....wow. I sure wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. I mean.... wow.
[Giovanna] He could chop onions, grill steaks, and bake potatoes in bed for all I care. Rawr.
[by] Megoomba [Megoomba's Art]
[Yasha] OH GOD SCARY ANTHY AND UTENA AND THEIR SCARY MANGA EYES OH GOD. I'm sending you my shrink bill, Megoomba. Kidding, it's gorgeous... only a little scary.
[Giovanna] Oh come on, it's not that...bad....
...I will obey them...
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Mariannie has donated a whole bunch of art, folks. And I highly, highly suggest you give it a look. It's great stuff. Like this picture of Utena, looking far more genderless than she ever looked in the series.
[Giovanna] She was especially genderless at points in the movie, and this captures it well.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Ohhhh, scratch stuff! I remember that, where you scratched the black off the paper instead of drawing on it! All of mine sucked, unlike this one.
[Giovanna] This is seriously cool, the white on black effect suits Anthy in all forms.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] I know, I know, I broke my own rules. A copy of series art, but... look at that coloring!!! I could never do that, not in a million years.
[Giovanna] Oh come on, in the time it takes for monkeys to write Shakespeare, I'm sure you could manage...
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] I feel like I should say something about this. I'm Canadian, it's supposed to be all about the hockey. I don't watch. But I totally would if Utena was playing!
[Giovanna] I'm Floridian, and apparently my hockey team is deceptively good for its being from a steaming, reeking swamp. I doubt, though, that they'd stand a chance against Utena on an adrenaline rush.
[by] Lilli [Lemon Chiffon]
[Yasha] Touga, you are a very, very bad man. Very bad. But I like it.
[Giovanna] He would support her weight better with his hand under her knees, but then he wouldn't be grabbing her ass. What a lecherous (hot) bastard (rawr).
[by] gidan17
[Yasha] Pixel art from one of our Italian fans! I would never have the patience for this.
[Giovanna] Akio seems to be quite popular among the Italian fans. È vero. Abbiamo una predilezione per uomini malandrini.
(I hope I did that right.)
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Iiiiiiiiiin this corner.... Series Utena!!!! And the challenger...... Movie Utena!!!! Fighting for the title of the Prince, one night only!!!!!! See it on Pay-Per-View!
[Giovanna] And here's Touga knocking on Saionji's door asking if he can stay a while and use that flickering idiot box.

[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] I need to make a dirty joke. Juri as a plate. I really need to make a dirty joke. Damn lesbians.
[Giovanna] I'm reading a bio on the Marquis de Sade and it mentions how in one of his stories a woman gets served naked on a plate to a room full o-....
I'll be quiet.
(Why isn't the plate silver?)

[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] I think Touga's contagious. Utena seems to have been infected by his smirk.
[Giovanna] Oh? And when did she contract that particular STD? Also, these roses are gorgeous.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Hey, I never had an Utena card in my tarot deck! I wonder what she represents?
[Giovanna] She's Strength. I would say this image summons the same thought, even without the common symbol of a lion.
[by] Ivy-chan
[Yasha] A small but very well done piece of semi-realistic art. Somewhere, there is a Japanese girl who looks like this.
[Giovanna] Oh? I'm starting to see why Japanese girls are so popular. Rawr.
[by] invisible ink [Android Eyes]
[Yasha] I love this picture. Saionji seems so... content. However, Nanami will eventually bash his skull in with a frying pan, and we all know this.
[Giovanna] Yasha, would you please stop calling me Nanami? It's getting old now. And you, invisible ink! I haven't worn my hair that way in months! Are you people trying to suggest Saionji belongs to someone other than me?
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] This is what I used to feel like when I smoked up. Utena isn't high, though. That would be un-princely.
[Giovanna] She's high on the smug sense of superiority one gains being the heroine of an anime series.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] WOW. Manga fanart of the series? It's forming some kind of recursive inside my head! It's series! But it's manga! But it's series! But it's manga!
[Giovanna] There's only one way to be sure! Is Touga living with her?
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] HEY!! I've felt exactly like that before. When a guy at my work threatened to use my desk for a trampoline. I told him I'd pay to see him do that so I could laugh when he fell off, but I looked exactly like that when I said it, I just know it.
[Giovanna] That's how I looked when my brother told me that the gigantic scratch running the length of the passenger side of my new car was his fault.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Just a sketch, but Utena's looking pretty pensive. I wonder what she's thinking of?
[Giovanna] I was going to make a joke about salmon, asparagus, and the position of her right hand, but that would be in poor taste.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Utena's a Swordsman! I really want to play this game again... sadly, I think my old beast is too primitive to run Ragnarok.
[Giovanna] That's what I keep saying although it's a load of poo and I'm just trying to keep my MMORPG addiction to a dull roar.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] You know, I just love her expression here. She seems kind of... knowing, though not in a sly or secretive way. The knowingness of innocence?
[Giovanna] The innocent know many things that are forgotten later in life, it's one of the reasons the rest of us get so envious of them.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] I WANT WINGS. DAMMIT. You know, I cried once because it finally hit me that I couldn't grow wings. The embarrassing thing was that I was nineteen.
[Giovanna] I would want wings, except the wingspan necessary to put a human body in the air is significantly larger than-oh screw it, I want wings too. :(
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Wow, Mariannie sure has a lot of art. Pretty art, too, with more of those damn wings. I wish I could draw.
[Giovanna] She does draw beautiful wings.
[by] Megoomba [Megoomba's Art]
[Yasha] Just.... wow. Juri gets compared to a Prince in the analysis section, but here in Fandom, Juri's looking beautiful as a princess.
[Giovanna] Well, 'she's supposed to become an attractive princess after all'.... Oh wait, wrong character. Still, she looks lovely. Her hair is so soft looking.
[by] Tonia
[Yasha] Evil, evil smirk. Evil. Sexy. Wait, I mean evil. And hot. No, evil, dammit.
[Giovanna] Yasha, this isn't Star Wars. Here, evil is sexy. Oh, Akio, you can abuse my car's transmission any time you want.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] Utena's looking damn fine as a knight (yes, I know, for you Ragnarok fans out there, she's a novice). I'd like to know how the hell that armor was made.
[Giovanna] Hopefully Utena doesn't suck as much as I did.
[by] Mariannie
[Yasha] I think this might be my favorite out of the works Mariannie has sent us. There's just something evocative about it being Utena holding herself so tightly in this picture...
[Giovanna] Oh, it looks so possessive. And true! Didn't she, in a sense, become her own prince as well?