You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Aya-chan - Insanity: The Ohtori Story

     This was a very strange dream I had just recently. First of all, Nanami is severely pissed off at Touga and Akio. Apparently, Touga was MARRIED to AKIO. So anyway, I was walking around Ohtori and then I saw Nanami driving the Akio car chasing Touga and Akio trying to run them over. Then she stops and makes out with Juri and Utena then walks over to Miki and tries to assasinate him with a plastic straw. I was laughing my ass off watching this. While she's trying to kill Miki I see Touga and Akio trying to disco but then Saionji comes over and knocks them down. Next thing I know he's hitting on me. He tells me to call him and gives me the number, 1-800-Slap. I go to my dorm room and see Saionji laying on my bed biting his rose signet like a dog. Then he starts a pillow fight with me. I caught his pillow then he starts crying all night. I told him to get out of my dorm room but he tells me that Nanami got possession of his chainsaw and sawed his bed in half. I then leave the dorm to find that Shiori is stripping down the hallways with Juri and Anthy. I then see Nanami chasing Touga and Akio with a chainsaw. I said hi to her and she came after me with a plastic straw. I kicked her and she went after Touga again. I walk back to my dorm to find Utena and Saionji fighting calling themselves Pimps. I try to sleep but they kept me awake all night. The next morning I find myself being hit on by Saionji again. He gives me a saionji pillow and a akio voodoo doll. I started controlling akio and making him punch himself. I go back to my dorm this time to find Akio and Touga in my bed. Nanami smashes the door down and wrecks my room with a chainsaw. I was screaming at her saying ,"Dude! What the hells your problem". Miki runs in my room screaming and setting my bed on fire. Then, Juri walks in and starts playing an electric guitar. Anthy walks in and slaps Saionji and makes him cry and run away to McDonalds. Shiori comes in and makes out with Juri. I run out following Saionji. I walk into Mcdonalds only to find Saionji with his hair in an afro. I sit at a booth with Saionji and Wakaba. We bought large fries,rootbeer,and chocolatechip cookies. Utena walks in and sits with us. She has black eyes and a nose bleed. Wakaba is really concerned and asks her what happened. She said,"That fuckin bitch anthy beat the shit out of me."And then all these characters from different animes appear like, Inuyasha,Sesshoumaru,Clow,and Sailor Moon. They all sit with us at the booth. The next thing we know the Easter bunny is robbing Mcdonalds so we all run away back to Wakaba's Dorm. And then Saionji kisses me. I slap him. He cries himself to sleep while me,Wakaba and the others play monoply. Than we all fell asleep. And my dream ends there.