You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Giovanna - Black Wax Outta a...

   I was driving down an empty highway (no other cars) in the backseat of the Akio Car with Saionji (Akio was alone in the front, and the radio was on, but I don't know what was playing) and me and Saionji were sharing a can of black wax. (That's right, black wax out of a Coca-Cola can, it tasted like crap, but I think it was alcoholic. )

   Me and Saionji were talking about long swords breaking easily, and Akio decided he had to stop at an empty (no people) gas station. (There was the usual three kinds of gas, plus "Akio Car Super Unleaded" at $10 a gallon). I had told him to get me some sunflower seeds, so when he walked out he had a small bag (which I somehow knew contained chocolate syrup) and sunflower seeds (a personal addiction of mine) in a Pocky box. (Yeah, the Japanese candy)

   So in his approach he does some gymnastics over the front of the car (I was on the far side) and he hands them to me and says "They were out of the shelled ones, Saionji, you'll have to use your mouth, but you must be tired. I'll do it for you." (In the dream I seemed to think nothing of being referred to Saionji.)

   So he hands me the brown bag with the chocolate syrup and takes the seeds with him and starts driving again, and he starts handing me the sunflower seeds as he bites the shells off (I didn't seem to give a rat's ass that they had been in his mouth...but really. ) During this, Saionji has abducted the chocolate syrup and is drinking it.

   So eventually we pull up to a building, which I think was the tower building in Utena where the planetarium and everything is, but all I remember thinking was that it was a giant penis. Then I woke up. Looking back on it, it seemed like we had the munchies. Pot munchies.