You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Hyacinth Black - The Brothers Karamazov

   It all started with series Utena having an incredibly sapphic pillow fight with her movie counterpart over who was more princely on the dueling arena (expect a fanart on that soon ^_^). Then Nanami ran in, whilst holding a HUGE rubber fish, singing The Impossible Dream and actually SOUNDING like Peter O'Toole (that scarred me for life). Touga dropped down from the sky, dressed in Akio's dueling uniform, and Akio dropped down from the sky, wearing Shiori's movie uniform. Touga looked over at Akio and then said "So do you expect me to talk?" Akio replied "Nooo Mr. Bond I expect you to die!" Afterwards, series Anthy walked into the arena, dressed like Michael Corleone, followed by movie Anthy who was dressed Kill Bill-style. As soon as they had appeared, everyone stopped moving and just stood in 'Heil Hitler' position facing both Anthys. Anthy Corleone began to repeat the monologue from Monty Python's dead parrot sketch (in her own voice, THANKFULLY) while Kill Bill Anthy hopped in place on one foot. After the monologue ended, Excel and Hyatt from Excel Saga(<3 that anime too) appeared and began to tap on people's shoulders. After the people were tapped, they would 'deflate' except for Akio. Akio then looked around him (Excel and Hyatt had dissapeared) and then said 'TRANSFORM' and he became Chu-Chu!

   Ever since that dream, I have ALWAYS suspected Chu-Chu as being the only way Akio can be so sexy and stoic all the time.