You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Hyacinth Black - Surreal? For Real...

   This might explain a bit of it:  I had this dream the night after watching The Godfather and I Love Lucy reruns

Touga was sitting at a desk wearing a business suit and listening to Miki, who was reciting the entirety of 'Jabberwocky.'  Then Nanami, dressed like a southern belle, burst in with tears streaming down her face as she screamed 'GODFATHER! GODFATHER! I don't know what to do! Chu-Chu says he's gonna take away my pony unless I marry him in two bananas!' Then I, dressed as Ash from Pokemon (I don't know even know why...) dropped down from the ceiling and threw a pokeball at Nanami.  The pokeball opened and then Saionji came out dressed in a big bunny suit.  Nanami collapsed into his arms and then Touga grew a moustache and became chibi.  Chibi Touga then sat on Saionji's shoulder and said (very threateningly) to him, 'Why is there bacon in the soap?'  Saionji began to say something, but all he could say was 'BOING BOING BOING.' Then Utena, in her 'normal' school attire, walked into the room through the window and said 'LUCY, I'M HOME!' Then everything went black and white as Anthy, who was cooking a sock with 'LOCKHEED MARTIN' written on it, replied 'You broke my heart, Fredo... you broke my heart.  Then Utena stole my pants and put them on the stove.  After they were well done, everyone began to sing a capella polka together, but then the omnipotent voice of Chu-Chu told them to stop or they'd have to eat Kozue's cooking again.  The Kozue, dressed like a nun, came in and asked everyone if they had seen the recent episode of 'I've Got the Magic Stick', and then I woke up.  Scary isn't it???