Juri Arisugawa - The Wizard of Oz
In the dream, I'm a student at
Ohtori Academy (I almost typed Akio Academy...gah, I'm out of it.)
Well anyway, apparently I'm very close to Juri, as the dream begins
with me waking up in her bed. x.X; So anyway, Juri's nudging me
awake, and is saying, "Oh no, we spent all night having sex
and now we're late for the rodeo show!" I'm absolutely mortified
that I might miss the Rodeo Show, so I scramble out of bed and search
for my clothes while Juri hops into the shower.
Deciding that I should probably shower as well
before dressing, I climb into the shower with Juri and start washing
my hair with her Herbal Essences Shampoo for Straw Hair. Yes, that's
what it was called...she grabs me by the shoulders and starts shaking
me, saying, "Angela, you idiot! That's koala shampoo!"
and I start to scream and desperately rinse out my hair. Suddenly,
this oldies music starts to play (the song "So Happy Together")
and the shower starts to dispense Pez. o.O; She wraps her arms around
my waist and says, "dance with me." So we start to waltz
in the shower underneath the rain of pez. I start to run my fingers
through her hair and say despondently, "I'm so jealous of you,
Juri-sama, as your breasts are so much larger than mine." o___O;;;
She cups my face in her hands and says,
"Do not fret, young padowan. Your time will come."
And then we turn off the never-ending pez dispensal and get
dressed. Juri is wearing black tights underneath green plaid
shorts, with argyle socks over the tights. She has a white
blouse on with a tie and looks like a blend of schoolgirl
and elderly man. o.o; I just put on the Ohtori school uniform.
All of a sudden Juri comes over and smacks me, and yells out,
"the electrical outlet!" and I look at the plug
and this green slime is oozing from it...so we bolt out of
Juri's room and out into the Ohtori courtyard. It seems that
we have forgotten the disturbance of the green slime, but
I flinch as I see Juri-sama talking to my ex-best friend.
"They're swarming," I mutter, and Juri embraces
me, saying, "Their weakness is friendship. Come."
So she takes my hand in hers and we start skipping a la The
Wizard of Oz past the two evil, evil girls.
All of a sudden my vision gets all blurry, and
I can barely see anything, so I begin to stumble around. Now, rather
than the Ohtori campus, I'm in an apartment and am trying to find
my way up the stairs. I keep crashing into the banister and this
big fat guy says to me, "did you order a water cooler?"
And I go...
"Santa?" o.O; Now I've gotten on to
the stairs, and I see Juri at the top, along with Saionji, who is
wearing a really tall hat, like the British police. I stumble blindly
up the stairs and when I reach the top my vision has been restored
and I'm now in a train station. Juri swoops me into her arms and
says in this deep, husky voice, complete with some unrecognizable
"Dah-ling, come to New York vith me."
and now *I'm* talking in the accent and reply, "But my love,
vhat if zey come for us?" and Nanami puts up her finger in
the anime nerd style and says, "It's simple! The love of sisters
is unbrokeable". (Yes, she said unbrokeable...Engrish, anyone?)
Sisters?! Gack! But nonetheless we board the train and wave goodbye
to Nanami, who crashes into a pole. XD