You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Juri Arisugawa - The Wizard of Oz

   In the dream, I'm a student at Ohtori Academy (I almost typed Akio Academy...gah, I'm out of it.) Well anyway, apparently I'm very close to Juri, as the dream begins with me waking up in her bed. x.X; So anyway, Juri's nudging me awake, and is saying, "Oh no, we spent all night having sex and now we're late for the rodeo show!" I'm absolutely mortified that I might miss the Rodeo Show, so I scramble out of bed and search for my clothes while Juri hops into the shower.

   Deciding that I should probably shower as well before dressing, I climb into the shower with Juri and start washing my hair with her Herbal Essences Shampoo for Straw Hair. Yes, that's what it was called...she grabs me by the shoulders and starts shaking me, saying, "Angela, you idiot! That's koala shampoo!" and I start to scream and desperately rinse out my hair. Suddenly, this oldies music starts to play (the song "So Happy Together") and the shower starts to dispense Pez. o.O; She wraps her arms around my waist and says, "dance with me." So we start to waltz in the shower underneath the rain of pez. I start to run my fingers through her hair and say despondently, "I'm so jealous of you, Juri-sama, as your breasts are so much larger than mine." o___O;;;

   She cups my face in her hands and says, "Do not fret, young padowan. Your time will come." And then we turn off the never-ending pez dispensal and get dressed. Juri is wearing black tights underneath green plaid shorts, with argyle socks over the tights. She has a white blouse on with a tie and looks like a blend of schoolgirl and elderly man. o.o; I just put on the Ohtori school uniform. All of a sudden Juri comes over and smacks me, and yells out, "the electrical outlet!" and I look at the plug and this green slime is oozing from we bolt out of Juri's room and out into the Ohtori courtyard. It seems that we have forgotten the disturbance of the green slime, but I flinch as I see Juri-sama talking to my ex-best friend. "They're swarming," I mutter, and Juri embraces me, saying, "Their weakness is friendship. Come." So she takes my hand in hers and we start skipping a la The Wizard of Oz past the two evil, evil girls.

   All of a sudden my vision gets all blurry, and I can barely see anything, so I begin to stumble around. Now, rather than the Ohtori campus, I'm in an apartment and am trying to find my way up the stairs. I keep crashing into the banister and this big fat guy says to me, "did you order a water cooler?" And I go...

   "Santa?" o.O; Now I've gotten on to the stairs, and I see Juri at the top, along with Saionji, who is wearing a really tall hat, like the British police. I stumble blindly up the stairs and when I reach the top my vision has been restored and I'm now in a train station. Juri swoops me into her arms and says in this deep, husky voice, complete with some unrecognizable accent:

   "Dah-ling, come to New York vith me." and now *I'm* talking in the accent and reply, "But my love, vhat if zey come for us?" and Nanami puts up her finger in the anime nerd style and says, "It's simple! The love of sisters is unbrokeable". (Yes, she said unbrokeable...Engrish, anyone?) Sisters?! Gack! But nonetheless we board the train and wave goodbye to Nanami, who crashes into a pole. XD