You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Kitty - MORE Akio Sex

   I think this is another dream that might should've been yours, Gio. It's the second Utena-related dream I've had, but all I can tell you of the first is that it ended with Mikage and Mamiya getting into a knock-down-drag-out fight in what looked like the Atlanta Botanical Gardens greenhouse and Mamiya attempting to demonstrate martial arts techniques that he learned in a cliffside theme park porn store. The rest of it would take too long to explain, so I'm lumping it in with the other one that all might share the mental image of Mikage and Mamiya brawling in a greenhouse.

I was at a party with some friends (It was at my grandparents' house, but there was no sign of them. I'm not sure why.) I went to the garage to get something or other and (dun dun dun!) There was the Akio-car!

Well, it wasn't really the Akio-car. It wasn't even a convertible. It looked like my grandmother's Buick painted red. But it was a car, and it contained Akio.

He was in the backseat, and I opened the door to explain that I couldn't have sex with him because I was supposed to be at a party. Akio didn't say a word, but I guess he gave off Akio-vibes or something, because our pants quickly disappeared (I mean this literally) and we began doing what Akio is known for. Actually, I don't think Akio is known for just sitting there in the same position he's been sitting in the whole time while the girl he managed to seduce by sitting still climbs on top of him and does all the work, but you know what I mean. He seemed to be enjoying himself, anyway. He looked smug. I left the garage, came back for more, left again, came back again, and found that he'd moved to the front with superhuman speed and was ignoring me to put the moves on a curly-haired woman who'd appeared out of nowhere.

I went back to the party (completely forgetting whatever I'd come for) and found that it had become two of my friends (Lisl and Carol, not that they care.) watching a movie. I sat down to join them and found myself in a department store with another woman (not the curly-haired one. Probably.) She was explaining that the two of us should agree to join Akio on his business trips (don't ask me what business trips. I don't know.) because we'd both get to have sex with Akio, we could have sex with each other when he went out to cruise for local chicks (I get the feeling that would be his "business", but I don't think that really occurred to me in the dream), and we could spend obscene amounts of Akio's money on ourselves. As an example of what we could get Akio to buy us, she held up a framed piece of Astroturf with a hole in it. I think it was supposed to be a desktop golfing thing.