Kitty - MORE Akio Sex
I think this is another dream that might
should've been yours, Gio. It's the second Utena-related dream
I've had, but all I can tell you of the first is that it ended
with Mikage and Mamiya getting into a knock-down-drag-out
fight in what looked like the Atlanta Botanical Gardens greenhouse
and Mamiya attempting to demonstrate martial arts techniques
that he learned in a cliffside theme park porn store. The
rest of it would take too long to explain, so I'm lumping
it in with the other one that all might share the mental image
of Mikage and Mamiya brawling in a greenhouse.
I was at a party with some friends (It was at my grandparents'
house, but there was no sign of them. I'm not sure why.) I
went to the garage to get something or other and (dun dun
dun!) There was the Akio-car!
Well, it wasn't really the Akio-car. It wasn't even a convertible.
It looked like my grandmother's Buick painted red. But it
was a car, and it contained Akio.
He was in the backseat, and I opened the door to explain that
I couldn't have sex with him because I was supposed to be
at a party. Akio didn't say a word, but I guess he gave off
Akio-vibes or something, because our pants quickly disappeared
(I mean this literally) and we began doing what Akio is known
for. Actually, I don't think Akio is known for just sitting
there in the same position he's been sitting in the whole
time while the girl he managed to seduce by sitting still
climbs on top of him and does all the work, but you know what
I mean. He seemed to be enjoying himself, anyway. He looked
smug. I left the garage, came back for more, left again, came
back again, and found that he'd moved to the front with superhuman
speed and was ignoring me to put the moves on a curly-haired
woman who'd appeared out of nowhere.
I went back to the party (completely forgetting whatever I'd
come for) and found that it had become two of my friends (Lisl
and Carol, not that they care.) watching a movie. I sat down
to join them and found myself in a department store with another
woman (not the curly-haired one. Probably.) She was explaining
that the two of us should agree to join Akio on his business
trips (don't ask me what business trips. I don't know.) because
we'd both get to have sex with Akio, we could have sex with
each other when he went out to cruise for local chicks (I
get the feeling that would be his "business", but
I don't think that really occurred to me in the dream), and
we could spend obscene amounts of Akio's money on ourselves.
As an example of what we could get Akio to buy us, she held
up a framed piece of Astroturf with a hole in it. I think
it was supposed to be a desktop golfing thing.