You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Nemi - 'Stupid Sword Dream'

   I'm standing in the observatory with a friend of mine (anime-ized - she looks weirdly like Anshii, but... not. Change the hair, remove that funky dot... you know, just change her.) And someone says "Welcome to Ohtori."
   Of course, me, I'll drool over anything in an anime that looks sexy, sounds sexy, or happens to have light grey or white hair. (Which covers most of anime-dom. Which is why I'm an otaku.) And I know that voice. Good lord, it's Akio...

   He invites us to view the campus, and blah, blah. (Heck, I wasn't listening to the words, I was too busy drooling.) Suddenly, though, we're at my college (sickening, ain't it?) and I'm wearing the outfit Juri did in the movie. And I'm toting around a nice looking, deadly weapon (sword,) and can of CherryPepsi. I'm looking at this can, walking to one of the outdoor tables, where my friend is. She's wearing her normal clothes, and doesn't seem suprised at my outfit. I give her the Cherry Pepsi and sit down. My sword breaks.

   "Well shit," I say. "Damn plastic swords."

   O_o;; Then I woke up.