You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Nita - A True Nightmare

   I was at Ohtori Academy; apparently I was a student, though not any of the important ones, I was just there.

   So one day, I decided I was going to nail Akio; after all, everybody else already had, I figured hell, why not, all the cool kids are doing it... So I just started wantonly throwing myself at him at random intervals, but... he just wasn't having it... I'd be all like, 'oh look, I think the elevators stuck... what are we to do...' and he'd be like, 'this,' and take my hand off the emergency stop button... or I'd be in his office like, wow, these sure are some big couches... and he'd be like, gee, I think I hear my mother-in-law calling me... things like that... and I'd be thinking, what the hell's wrong here? what am I, Kanae?... So finally I decided to quit chasing him around, but then he had to give me a ride somewhere, though not the ends of the world, somehow that was made clear... So I'm in the car, and I realize, we're doing like 80 on the freeway, there's nothing he can do to get away from me (well, besides take a flying leap out of the car but I hadn't thought of that...) So I figure what the hell and jump on him At first everythings ok, we put the cruise control on and go to work... but then, I pause to gaze into those smoldering jade eyes and... he looks bored. BORED. I mean bored off his ass, like I'm a civil war documentary or something So I'm all like what's wrong? and he's like "Are you quite through?" And I'm like "WHAT!?" And he's like, *sigh* just get off me, you're blocking the gear shift And at this point my heart is broken, I can't lie... So I get off of him, like, what else could I do, and my feelings are hurt, so I'm sitting there making little snide comments like 'well, gee, I'm sorry I don't fuck as good as your SISTER...' and he's like 'put your panties back on, you're ruining the leather' and at this point I snap off and just start cussing him out like "You know what, FUCK YOU! Fuck you, fuck yo' mama, fuck your grandma, fuck your sister, and if you have any cousins, nieces, nephews, aunts or uncles tell them I said fuck all them too, Y'old BITCH..." And apparently this was starting to piss him off, 'cause then he slams on the brakes, and apparently I wasn't wearing a seatbelt (let this be a lesson to all of ye...) because I fly forward and slam my forehead into the dashboard So now I am injured as well as insulted and Akio says "You got 5 seconds to get the hell out of my car" And I'm like, make me And he gives me this evil look, and when I say evil I mean evil like 'Anthy-woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-planitarium-all-hungover-with-bed-head' kind of evil and I'm like 'uh, fine then, I don't need you anyway' And I gather up all my clothes and get out and he peels off before I even get to the slam the door So I'm standing by the side of the road screaming expletives after him and he's flicking me off as he drives away and I keep screaming until I can't see the car anymore and I realize my ass has to walk home So I start walking, with my only comfort the knowledge of how bad I was going to key his car as soon as I got back to campus...

   gee, I wonder what Freud would say
   I mean, after he stopped laughing at me...