Nita - A True Nightmare
I was at Ohtori Academy; apparently I was
a student, though not any of the important ones, I was just
So one day, I decided I was going to nail Akio;
after all, everybody else already had, I figured hell, why not,
all the cool kids are doing it... So I just started wantonly throwing
myself at him at random intervals, but... he just wasn't having
it... I'd be all like, 'oh look, I think the elevators stuck...
what are we to do...' and he'd be like, 'this,' and take my hand
off the emergency stop button... or I'd be in his office like, wow,
these sure are some big couches... and he'd be like, gee, I think
I hear my mother-in-law calling me... things like that... and I'd
be thinking, what the hell's wrong here? what am I, Kanae?... So
finally I decided to quit chasing him around, but then he had to
give me a ride somewhere, though not the ends of the world, somehow
that was made clear... So I'm in the car, and I realize, we're doing
like 80 on the freeway, there's nothing he can do to get away from
me (well, besides take a flying leap out of the car but I hadn't
thought of that...) So I figure what the hell and jump on him At
first everythings ok, we put the cruise control on and go to work...
but then, I pause to gaze into those smoldering jade eyes and...
he looks bored. BORED. I mean bored off his ass, like I'm a civil
war documentary or something So I'm all like what's wrong? and he's
like "Are you quite through?" And I'm like "WHAT!?"
And he's like, *sigh* just get off me, you're blocking the gear
shift And at this point my heart is broken, I can't lie... So I
get off of him, like, what else could I do, and my feelings are
hurt, so I'm sitting there making little snide comments like 'well,
gee, I'm sorry I don't fuck as good as your SISTER...' and he's
like 'put your panties back on, you're ruining the leather' and
at this point I snap off and just start cussing him out like "You
know what, FUCK YOU! Fuck you, fuck yo' mama, fuck your grandma,
fuck your sister, and if you have any cousins, nieces, nephews,
aunts or uncles tell them I said fuck all them too, Y'old BITCH..."
And apparently this was starting to piss him off, 'cause then he
slams on the brakes, and apparently I wasn't wearing a seatbelt
(let this be a lesson to all of ye...) because I fly forward and
slam my forehead into the dashboard So now I am injured as well
as insulted and Akio says "You got 5 seconds to get the hell
out of my car" And I'm like, make me And he gives me this evil
look, and when I say evil I mean evil like 'Anthy-woke-up-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-planitarium-all-hungover-with-bed-head'
kind of evil and I'm like 'uh, fine then, I don't need you anyway'
And I gather up all my clothes and get out and he peels off before
I even get to the slam the door So I'm standing by the side of the
road screaming expletives after him and he's flicking me off as
he drives away and I keep screaming until I can't see the car anymore
and I realize my ass has to walk home So I start walking, with my
only comfort the knowledge of how bad I was going to key his car
as soon as I got back to campus...
gee, I wonder what Freud would say
I mean, after he stopped laughing at me...