The Other Ellie - Catholic Feminist Republican Liberated...
It took me a long time to psychoanalyze
I was walking through the walls of Ohtori, wearing my usual
clothing rather than the uniform. Suddenly, the bondage teacher
appeared out of nowhere and started lecturing on how I should
wear a skirt because the females in the school were conspiring
to distract the guys by wearing skimpy clothing. I got pissed
off and started saying that completely defeated the point
of feminism, and that the school was just trying to create
sex-object easily intimidated women. At which point the teacher
pulled out a whip, and I flipped her the finger. The next
thing I know I'm being taken to the "guidance office",
which happens to Mikage's elevator. I'm thrown in there, and
this really annoying elevator music starts playing . I sit
down and start talking about my life. Mikage says "Deeper,
go deeper", and I start yelling about how I've always
wanted to be Republican. Then I discover that this is Mikage
and I'm about to become a Black Rose Duelist. I start screaming
and Mikage laughs because I can't escape now. Then I notice
that there are buttons in the elevator, so I press one that
says "Emergency Exit". Suddenly the doors open and
I'm in Akio's planetarium.
Akio walks over to me and backs me up against a wall, then
leans over me seductively.
"So, it seems you have an emergency? I'm sure I can help
you. It's my job to help all the students of Ohtori with their
I ask him to help with my math homework. He blinks, and then
tries to kiss me. I start screaming about how I'm Catholic
and Mom would kill me. Akio decided it wasn't worth it and
Then Anthy appeared out of nowhere with her glasses glowing,
walked up to me and said "Fuck you". I stood there
stunned while she walked away. Then I woke up.