You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


The Other Ellie - Catholic Feminist Republican Liberated... What?

   It took me a long time to psychoanalyze this one.

I was walking through the walls of Ohtori, wearing my usual clothing rather than the uniform. Suddenly, the bondage teacher appeared out of nowhere and started lecturing on how I should wear a skirt because the females in the school were conspiring to distract the guys by wearing skimpy clothing. I got pissed off and started saying that completely defeated the point of feminism, and that the school was just trying to create sex-object easily intimidated women. At which point the teacher pulled out a whip, and I flipped her the finger. The next thing I know I'm being taken to the "guidance office", which happens to Mikage's elevator. I'm thrown in there, and this really annoying elevator music starts playing . I sit down and start talking about my life. Mikage says "Deeper, go deeper", and I start yelling about how I've always wanted to be Republican. Then I discover that this is Mikage and I'm about to become a Black Rose Duelist. I start screaming and Mikage laughs because I can't escape now. Then I notice that there are buttons in the elevator, so I press one that says "Emergency Exit". Suddenly the doors open and I'm in Akio's planetarium.

Akio walks over to me and backs me up against a wall, then leans over me seductively.

"So, it seems you have an emergency? I'm sure I can help you. It's my job to help all the students of Ohtori with their problems..."

I ask him to help with my math homework. He blinks, and then tries to kiss me. I start screaming about how I'm Catholic and Mom would kill me. Akio decided it wasn't worth it and left.

Then Anthy appeared out of nowhere with her glasses glowing, walked up to me and said "Fuck you". I stood there stunned while she walked away. Then I woke up.