You know what? I hate html.I wish I was doing almost anything else.Like getting laid. I could be having sex right now, but noooo.I watched Utena lose her virginity again this weekend.That scene is so hot.The fine line between obsession and madness is... what was I saying?GIRL ON GIRL ACTION!!!I want that outfit. I like red and black. What a surprise.This layout took forever to get just right. But that was because I took so many breaks.I never ate glue in kindergarten. Hard to tell, huh?Gio keeps talking about food. What a bitch.LEGS.See, I'm being productive. Now if only I could do this at work, where productive is just a dream...GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOODYou know, those are the only important things in life. Food, sex, and sleep.Everything else is just window dressing.I have to clean my house still. That sucks.I hate cleaning. I should buy maids.I want to go to a museum, but I don't want to get out of my jammies.I suck at being energetic.Funny, you don't look Druish.


Silver Stripes - Speed Bumps

   I had this dream (during finals week) where I was apparantly a new student at Ohtori Academy. I was standing outside when I saw Touga and Hotohori (the narcissistic emperor from Fushigi Yugi) arguing over who was prettier. Then Akio drives up and runs over them. I assume I fainted because the next thing I know I'm waking up in a large bed when I notice Akio getting a drink with the top of his chairman's outfit completely open. By this time I remember seeing him run over the two men and start yelling "Murderer! You killed Touga & Hotohori!" Akio then simply says "I didn't kill them, they're absolutely fine." At that moment Touga walkes in as if absolutely nothing has happened and asks Akio "Can I have her? You always get the new ones." "No, you know the rules, all students here are mine" was Akio's reply. At this point I run out of the room and bump into Hotohori who then said "Let's get out of here" and proceeds to lead me to the Akio Car.

   Silver Stripes, on 1/14/04